Mustang Junkie

[Simioh]

Hey, i found this somewhere else, but thought it was funny, people were adding on to it so give your ideas out! hahaha

You Might Be a Mustang Junkie if...

-Someone pulls all your sparkplug wires as a joke, and you can replace them from memory.

-Your center console contains a bottle of white shoe polish.

-You have ever considered moving to avoid emissions testing.

-You know how much your tires and wheels weigh (v6 mustang junkie only).

-You have watched the sun rise from laying on a creeper.

-As long as the water in the hose isn't frozen you can still wash your car.

-You analyze every mustang that passes you on the interstate.

-You dont trust anyone driving it other then yourself because they dont know how.

-You drive it carefully avoiding all speedbumps like they will hurt the car.

-You look at a Unique modded Stang like its a Hott girl

-Your girl/boy friend gets mad when you wash your car more than her/his

-You are on more forums sites than you remember

-You look at every cobra that goes by to see if its a fake

-You turn your head and look at any mustang that you pass, even if it's stock.

-You've almost run off the freeway while turned around looking at another mustang going the opposite direction; more then once.

-If this site (or any mustang site) is your start page

-If your boy/girl friend tells you to pick between here/him or your mustang and you pick your mustang

-Wave to anyone driving a mustang.

-1/2 or more of your monthly income goes to modifications.

-if you've made more than 10 friends because of what you drive

-Get in a fight over someone touching your car

-You buy sheets to put on your car before the cover goes on, these come from Bed, Bath and Beyond and yours for the house come from WalMart.

-If you know the phone #s to all the aftermarket Mustang parts houses but can't remember you parent's/ girlfriend's phone #s.

[silverstangs]

damn that's so true on so many levels........

[351wStang]

well...you caught me.
Guilty!

[TheStang00]

Originally Posted by silverstangs

damn that's so true on so many levels........

[Simioh]

Comeon!! pitch in more ideas.

-If 10 or more of the above apply to you

[TheStang00]

-you know every engine ever put in a mustang...

[351wStang]

-You annoy everyone around you by telling them the year and some factory stats/options on every mustang you see?

[StangNut86]

you talk about your mustang to everybody you meet who has a car with an engine they would have put in a mustang.

guilty of that one at work =)

[supervisor1886]

I hate Ford

[xVANx]

Originally Posted by supervisor1886

I hate Ford

and Ford hates you

[save_me_jebus]

- If you think about your mustang more than getting laid.
- If your mustang is in the body shop getting painted and you wake up sweating from having a nightmare about not being able to drive it.

Both of which is true right now hahha. Also i told all of my friends that when it comes out of the body shop that if any of them even leaves a finger print on the car i will hurt them. I get it back on tuesday!!!! Impulse Blue *droooooool*

[Simioh]

Originally Posted by save_me_jebus

- If you think about your mustang more than getting laid.
- If your mustang is in the body shop getting painted and you wake up sweating from having a nightmare about not being able to drive it.

Both of which is true right now hahha. Also i told all of my friends that when it comes out of the body shop that if any of them even leaves a finger print on the car i will hurt them. I get it back on tuesday!!!! Impulse Blue *droooooool*

congrats on ur car, sadlly i totaled mine last saturdar i guess u could say

-If u cry when u see ur wreked stang :'(

[flip888]

-if your radio doesnt have a volume level high enough for you to hear it over your exhaust.

This one doesnt apply to all mustangs but definently mine.

[fordtrucksonly]

-If you dont listen to the radio because the exhaust is music to your ears.


Many of those above im guilty of... :-D

[nme88foxbody]

Originally Posted by Simioh

congrats on ur car, sadlly i totaled mine last saturdar i guess u could say

-If u cry when u see ur wreked stang :'(

o man im really sorry to hear that, my condolences to u and your mustang...moment of silence.........have a better day,