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08-24-2005, 09:37 PM
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funny ad
so I pulled this from a personal ad I saw on craigslist. (No I wasn't looking for love you morons, it was merely for entertainment
 )"I'm looking for a cop, a fire fighter or an Irishman because I like the brave types who live life doing meaningful things for society and aren't afraid to die in the pursuit of a meaningful life mission. If you're a control-freak, the stalker type or an alcoholic, do not respond to this ad." Now, I can see how cops and firefighters fit what she wants, but irishmen? What the hell? Thats like, the opposite of what she wants. All they do is drink all day. And she also said she doesn't want an alcoholic! I'm confused!!! 
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08-24-2005, 09:48 PM
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Re: funny ad
She better be pretty fucking hot if she's demanding that her man be willing to die. Looks like we already found our control freak
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08-24-2005, 11:03 PM
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Re: funny ad
I just think its hilarious that she threw irishmen in with the other 2. WTF???
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08-24-2005, 11:06 PM
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Because we fucking rule!!!
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08-24-2005, 11:10 PM
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1. You don't have red hair. (or maybe i've only seen b&w pics of you...) 2. your not red hair isn't curly. 3. you're not an honorary midget. 4. you don't grow potatoes. 5. your not pasty enough. AND THE SMOKING GUN: 6. You don't piss post enough. 
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08-24-2005, 11:22 PM
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08-24-2005, 11:28 PM
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08-24-2005, 11:55 PM
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WHOA barely mistyping it made me go into the TOTALLY wrong website..
Remember people when typing craigslist to type the s after the g, if not, going straight into a porn site. 
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08-25-2005, 12:03 AM
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wow now I've seen it all love on craigslist lmao... Whats next ebay prostitution!
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08-25-2005, 02:09 AM
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08-25-2005, 02:53 AM
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08-25-2005, 03:52 PM
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Re: funny ad
omg I just had a flash of ec437 with a furry hat and big horns commin out tha side of his head. arhhhhh bad pictures
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