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Old 08-23-2005, 01:02 PM
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Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

This one is for all of who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"


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Old 08-23-2005, 01:05 PM
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grossssss thats nasty. Reason my babies fingers stay out of my mouth....lol
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Re: Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

Ever notice how kids can't keep there fingers out of there rearends? Much worse than a booger.
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Ever notice how kids can't keep there fingers out of there rearends? Much worse than a booger.
umm... no, I actually haven't noticed that? I don't think that's normal....
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cute...

Kinda nasty seen it too....
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umm... no, I actually haven't noticed that? I don't think that's normal....
The little ones have an itch that they learn is not ok to scratch as they age.
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Re: Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

Haha, thats nasty.
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oh dear god that was horribly nasty yet hilarious....
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hehehe . My girl said that's funny too!
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kids. dont finger your fathers.
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