I didnt know it had gotten this bad. . .

[-Jayson-]

ok so on my way home from work, going to mcdonalds to fill my munchy craze. So on the way there is a 50's MDs, it had a 1950's type theme and normally alot of Muscle cars hang out there. Well sunday night at 11:30 is when the extreme ricers come out. This is beyond normal rice, they are so ricey they cant attach stickers, neons, new hub caps, and any other kind of ricer mod. These guys just have a fart cannon and a park bench for a wing. Anything else is beyond there knowledge or skill level. So as i drive up i see a line of lowest models of cars that can be made fast, but these are the bottom end. Lots of 4 cylinder Talons, 2nd gen eclipses, neon SXT with SRT4 Badge and exhaust, but hub caps. So anways i just roll up my windows and try to ignore them from the inside of my tinted windows. As im sitting there the base model eclipse pulls in behind me. Then as i look at the car in front of me i see a Toyota Corolla base model, nice fart can exhaust and massive aluminum wing. Surrounded by extreme ricers, i wanted to leave but i already ordered my food. So as im sitting there, the corolla notices me behind him, so what does that stupid fuck do? REV YOUR ENGINE TO REDLINE!!! So i just look at him and give him the finger. But wait, the ricer behind me cant back down a challenge. So then i hear the eclipse rev higher and longer. Ohh please i prey that the engine blows, please rev it louder kid. Yeah thats another thing, all the people i saw were like 16 years old at most. I just couldnt believe what i was seeing. I did not know the rice level got this low. I was fearful, i was. Finally the corolla gets his food and wants to show off his power, so he punches it and manages to get a tiny peep from them. I get my food and drive off. Ignoring the stupid revs i get as i pass them. I think they just sat there in there cars reving at people as they went by. So i just leave and prey that none of them would follow. I think they wouldnt actually race someone, i think they just like to rev at people and pretend to be vin diesel. So i get home and am still shocked by the level of extreme rice thats out there.

Please if you are an extrem ricer, or know someone who is, please seek help. Please stop being such a douche! PLEASE!

[PWRDbyUNCLEbens]

Whats up with the big paragraph Jayson you of all people . Atleast your grammar was decent.

I honestly can't comprehend what goes through their minds. I think spending a single day with any one of the "extreme ricers" would turn my brain into feces. Its really sad that they have to give the real enthusiast a bad name.

[TheStang00]

Originally Posted by PWRDbyUNCLEbens

Its really sad that they have to give the real enthusiast a bad name.

i know how that goes... *cough* detroitmuscle *cough*

[Underground_Killah]

i know what you mean.... there's so much damn rice here it's pathetic.

[TurboSpecV57]

theres a black kid by my school that runs around it a old primer gray escort with a huge wing, who trys to race me everyday wow loser

[kfoote]

From a thread I posted on another board last week:

SO THEYRE I WAS MINDNG MAH OWN BUSIENS CRUISNG ALONG RT3 11 WH3N WE CATCH UP 2 THIS GUY IN A MID-80S NISAN 30ZX TURBO WHO WAS WEAVNG BAK AND FORTH IN TRAFIC TRYNG 2 RAEC A VW GOLF IN FRONT OF HIM!11!!! WAL TEH ROAD SPLIT IN2 TWO LAENS AND HE 2K ONE AND I 2K DA OTHER!111! LOL TEH BLONDE CUTEI IN HIS PASENGERS S3AT SAW MAH CAR TURNED SMIELD AND WINKAD AT M3!!11 OMG TEH GIRL I WAS WIT SADE I THINK SHA LIEKS UR CAR!!!1!1! OMG I DONT THNG HE LIEKD IT AT AL!!1111! WE WER3 S2P3D AT TEH LIGHT AND AT TAHT POINT I NU HA WANTED 2 GO1!11!!! OMG LOL WHEN TEH LIGHT TURNAD GREN I REV3D DA CAR UP 2 1800 RPM AND EAESD OF DA CLUTCH 2 TRY NOT 2 SPIN DA TIERS11!1 LOL HA PULAD AWAY FROM M3 BUT I START3D 2 CATCH HIM UNTIL HA CAUGHT UP 2 TEH VW IN FRONT OF HIM111!1!1 LOL I WAS GANENG BUT HAD 2 BAK OF B/C I WAS CATCHNG TEH MINIVAN IN FRONT OF M31!!!1!! I PULED UP 2 HIM AT DA NEXT LIGHT AND IT LOK3D LIEK HE WANT3D 2 GO AGANE BUT H3 TURN3D LEFT AND BROKE IT OF1!111 LOL WUT A LOS3R111!! I GUES HE DIDNT WANT 2 G3T SMOKAD IN TEH REMATCH1111 LOL

CN: saw an idiot in a 300ZX Turbo on Sunday

Dialect courtesy of the AOLer translator.

For the educated, here is my story prior to being run through the translator:

So there I was minding my own business, cruising along rte 11 when we catch up to this guy in a mid-80's Nissan 300ZX Turbo who was weaving back and forth in traffic trying to race a VW Golf in front of him. Well, the road split into two lanes, and he took one, and I took the other. The blonde cutie in his passenger's seat saw my car, turned, smiled and winked at me. The girl I was with said "I think she likes your car". I don't thing he liked it at all. We were stopped at the light, and at that point I knew he wanted to go. When the light turned green, I revved the car up to 1800 RPM and eased off the clutch to try not to spin the tires. He pulled away from me, but I started to catch him until he caught up to the VW in front of him. I was gaining, but had to back off because I was catching the Minivan in front of me. I pulled up to him at the next light, and it looked like he wanted to go again, but he turned left and broke it off. What a loser. I guess he didn't want to get smoked in the rematch.

Ricers are everywhere, and spreading like the plague.

[Polygon]

Sadly that is mostly what I see around the Provo/Orem area. Actually we have quite a mix of ricers. We have the shitbox ricers that have a slow shitbox where hardly any of the body panels have matching colors. However, they have the exhaust, sometimes a wing, and sometimes alloy wheels. Usually they just remove their hubcaps to show off their black steelies. My guess is that they had just barely seen the Fast and the Furious. Then you have the step up from the shitbox ricers. They guys that have stickers on their cars of all the parts they've installed and some that they haven't. Remember, there is ALWAYS an APC sticker. These guys always have I/H/E done along with some wheels and tires. They also usually have a wing, an unpainted body kit, and enough gauges to make a 747 pilot blush. Don't forget the little fire extinguisher! There are some that might even have a car that has a turbo from the factory but they are usually Saabs or Volvos. However, there are some guys who have a nice one, but it is running like shit and they don't have the money or the brains to fix it. Then you have the guys that actually have done a good job of making their ride look nice. Everything matches and is painted to match as well. However, they usually have 18" or larger wheels and 35 or lower profile tires all in the name to improve handling as they would say. They also usually have their cars lowered about a half of an inch from the ground, also in the name of handling. Too bad they don't have any clue about physics or suspension geometry to know that they have fucked up royally on all three accounts. Then you have the sleeper ricer, the dumb ass in the dead stock looking Mercury Sable or Chevy Corsica that is racing everyone off the line.

They come in all shapes and sizes, but they all have one thing in common, they don't have the brains that God gave a pissant.

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by -Jayson-

Lots of 4 cylinder Talons,

.... as if they came with anything else.

[RaidenKing]

I absolutely HATE rice and we have plenty around here but what is cool is a bunch of high end imports meet at the local hooters on saturdays sometimes.

[mason_RsX]

Yeah when I was in high school all the ricers would drive to the local Rona in either their Civic w/fartcan, dads bimmer, or bimmer dad bought for me...they've moved but the rice hasnt...I can't go to a coffee shop after work to grab a drink and a bagel without a bunch of kids revving the shit out of their car and trying to peel out of the parking lot

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by RedNeck383

.... as if they came with anything else.

Someone obviously never heard of the W12 top secret talon.
Really rare

[-Jayson-]

lol yeah i was pretty high last night when i wrote that, but it was all the NA 4 cylinder engines. But normally i dont see that kind of rice in my area. I live in Dearborn Michigan, like the home of automotive technology. Pretty much everyone drives a mustang or camaro here. Rice for the most part isnt a problem because everyones parents works for ford motor company, or one of the neighboring companies and there kids get nice cars. I was just a slap in the face to see all that rice and to such an extrem.

[TheStang00]

Originally Posted by Polygon

Mercury Sable

heh i know a kid like that with a mercury topaz... he was tryin to screw with me one day... then i dropped it into 3rd at about 60 and got rid of him...

[Polygon]

Originally Posted by TheStang00

heh i know a kid like that with a mercury topaz... he was tryin to screw with me one day... then i dropped it into 3rd at about 60 and got rid of him...

LOL!

Yeah, I think they are the funniest of all ricers. At least the others are trying to look the part.

[Sleepr awd]

WHOA dude...i didn't kno the hardcore columbia Street racers went to your town or i woulda come...

jeez, they ALL left one night and i guess they went to mcd's

...o well