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08-18-2005, 09:21 PM
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All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be!
Dear: a) Mom, b) Dad, c) Love of my life, d) Assistant Principal, e) Local Police Chief, Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your a) car b) house c) pet d) espresso maker e) left arm was severely damaged by my a) infantile b) puerile c) inept d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic e) woefully under-appreciated prank. How could I have known that the a) car b) jet ski c) large helium balloon d) rodent-driven sledge e) zamboni I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your a) house, b) wife, c) Cub Scout troop, d) 1/16th-sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with torch-light, e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to a) imagine. b) fathom. c) comprehend. d) appreciate. e) pay for.
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08-18-2005, 09:56 PM
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Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
2.0
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08-18-2005, 09:59 PM
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Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
I disagree.
Heres a new one. Pick the situation Dear a)tonio b)tonio c)tonio d)tonio I just had to tell you that your a)joke b)joke c)joke d)joke was absoultely freakin a)retarded b)retarded c)retarded d)retarded everybody do this one and post your results.
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08-18-2005, 10:07 PM
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Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
i got: Dear tonio, i just had to tell you that your joke was absolutely freakin retarded....funny because that fits my situation!!!
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08-18-2005, 10:09 PM
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Re: Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
Quote:
 You know you loved it!! 
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08-18-2005, 10:16 PM
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Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
Yeah, that really was bad.
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08-19-2005, 12:12 AM
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Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
This one wasn't bad.
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires 
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08-19-2005, 12:59 AM
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It wasn't that bad.
I could've used something like that once. Except it was the Assistant Police Chief. I am SO gonna print that off and keep a couple copies in my car.
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92 Escort LX- 1.9 84 Thunderbird- 5.0 73 Gran Torino Wagon- 351 Cleveland
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08-19-2005, 01:14 AM
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Re: All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
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