christmas race

[Hasport]

Read this, it's funny.


From a "Ricer's" View:
"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Supercharged t-bird and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small little motor,
To beat this Thunderbird, even with it's big blower.

As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
The Thunderbird erupts in clouds of tire smoke.

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that SC gets traction.

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now, a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate."


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From the SC Drivers View:
T'was the night before Christmas, and at the red light,
was my supercharged t-bird, and not a cop was in sight.

The temptation was there, to smoke-um with pride,
when a little red ricer, pulled up right beside.

He looked at me funny, like he thought he could win.
I was gunna make money, so I sneered, and I grinned.

The light changed to green, and I smiled with glee,
as the ricer took off, I knew he couldn't see.

I'd try to refrain from smokin' up the cool night,
But I just couldn't do it, and it really felt right.

As I reached back for second then up into third,
I just knew this red ricer, must be laying a turd.

We went down the street flyin', and grabin' the gears,
and four short blocks later, he was behind by two years.

From forth came the notion, I'd already won,
he had not a chance, no, not even one!

When all of the sudden, from out of the night,
came from one block ahead, a flashing red light.

I got on the brakes to see what was up,
Then made a quick turn, "Oh crap" it's a cop!

I turned off the headlights, then dissolved into the night.
I'd made a quick exit, there'd be no bragging tonight.

It would wait 'til tomorrow, when I'd tell it to friends,
I beat the red ricer, and a big ticket again.

[Ace$nyper]

Yea this makes me feel better sitting in a 135F warehouse

choke and die....

[Officer Redneck]

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by Hasport

Read this, it's funny.


From a "Ricer's" View:
"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Supercharged t-bird and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small little motor,
To beat this Thunderbird, even with it's big blower.

As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
The Thunderbird erupts in clouds of tire smoke.

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that SC gets traction.

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now, a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate."


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From the SC Drivers View:
T'was the night before Christmas, and at the red light,
was my supercharged t-bird, and not a cop was in sight.

The temptation was there, to smoke-um with pride,
when a little red ricer, pulled up right beside.

He looked at me funny, like he thought he could win.
I was gunna make money, so I sneered, and I grinned.

The light changed to green, and I smiled with glee,
as the ricer took off, I knew he couldn't see.

I'd try to refrain from smokin' up the cool night,
But I just couldn't do it, and it really felt right.

As I reached back for second then up into third,
I just knew this red ricer, must be laying a turd.

We went down the street flyin', and grabin' the gears,
and four short blocks later, he was behind by two years.

From forth came the notion, I'd already won,
he had not a chance, no, not even one!

When all of the sudden, from out of the night,
came from one block ahead, a flashing red light.

I got on the brakes to see what was up,
Then made a quick turn, "Oh crap" it's a cop!

I turned off the headlights, then dissolved into the night.
I'd made a quick exit, there'd be no bragging tonight.

It would wait 'til tomorrow, when I'd tell it to friends,
I beat the red ricer, and a big ticket again.

Die in a fire.

[thecackster]

I liked it...whats wrong with you?

[BigBL87]

I personally thought it was quite funny...

[TruBaller46]

Lol... pretty funny,

"Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing."

That one made my day.

[Roop]

Originally Posted by TruBaller46

Lol... pretty funny,

"Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing."

That one made my day.

i like that line too but this one took the cake:

"Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons."

i could just see the ricer now that names their four cylinders. i didn't like the ending where the tbird gets a ticket. other than that, it's the most fun i've had all day, excluding the time with SlowProcess's mom.

[Slowprocess]

Originally Posted by Roop

i like that line too but this one took the cake:

"Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons."

i could just see the ricer now that names their four cylinders. i didn't like the ending where the tbird gets a ticket. other than that, it's the most fun i've had all day, excluding the time with SlowProcess's mom.

Awww, did I hurt your little feelings in the last post? Just get it out of your system little boy....now don't you feel better? Oh, and for what its worth....mom told me to ask you for her 23 seconds back, and not to worry....she wasn't laughing at you, she was laughing with you.

[Officer Redneck]

Originally Posted by Roop

i like that line too but this one took the cake:

"Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons."

i could just see the ricer now that names their four cylinders. i didn't like the ending where the tbird gets a ticket. other than that, it's the most fun i've had all day, excluding the time with SlowProcess's mom.

At the end it says, "I beat the Red Ricer, and a big ticket again".
Now you can like the ending too.

[Slowprocess]

She also wants her car back....

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Slowprocess

Awww, did I hurt your little feelings in the last post? Just get it out of your system little boy....now don't you feel better? Oh, and for what its worth....mom told me to ask you for her 23 seconds back, and not to worry....she wasn't laughing at you, she was laughing with you.

ouch...



Anywho... why would you post a fictional story... related to christmas... in AUGUST?



where does that make sense?...

[shnailpower]

it dont

[lamehonda]

That's old AND its the middle of the summer