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Old 08-16-2005, 10:39 PM
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There's these two nuns driving in a car when all of a sudden the devil lands on top of there bonnet. The nun driving says to the other "oh no, what should we do?" The other nun say's "show him your cross" So she sticks her head out the window and say's "GET OFF OF MY CAR YOU F***ING C**T!"
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Sorry to make me sound dumb...I don't get it at all...
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:30 AM
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Sorry to make me sound dumb...I don't get it at all...
Well if your like me the first time I heard it I thought the nun was going to show the devil a cross, like a cross that you would wear around you're neck. BUT.... the joke is when she starts swearing at the devil to get off her car because cross also means to be angry.
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That is a horrible joke dude.
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i think we get it...but...i think we all came to the same conclusion. This joke blows!
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yah, it blows BIG!
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Re: Two Nuns
Dude, who comes to a car forum and posts 3 of his 4 posts in the joke forum?

BTW That joke sucked. But......
Actually not really, you still suck.
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that sucked....please dont tell me you made it up yourslef, it was poooor.
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Re: Two Nuns
It helps to be British for this joke to be funny but regardless I thought it was good.

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The thing is...NO ONE could make that joke funny because it straight sucked...probly what you just got done doin
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The thing is...NO ONE could make that joke funny because it straight sucked...probly what you just got done doin
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i got it, but i am english so i would
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