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08-10-2005, 11:43 PM
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It's been a while...
...since I really have no car to "race" with, just my 4-cylinder, 5-speed 1999 Isuzu Rodeo. My daily commuter. No need to push her, as she won't be pushed, although I can chirp second, if I actually tried (manual rocks).
BUT. Today, I had an encounter that is AF-material all over. ********************** So I'm driving along, heading...somewhere, when I get passed, and basically cut-off, by this blue-bottomed, orange-topped, large-wing-having Pontiac Sunfire. I have seen this car parked around the area, and I have always commented on how ugly it is. Dan (ac427cpe), has also seen this car. Anyhow, I see that he's a nice colorful bait for cops, so I followed his lead, and paced behind him, as he was being aggressive. I guess the dumbass thought that this big, green SUV was trying to "challenge" his road-supremacy, so the idjit (not idiot, idjit), decides to start speeding even more - and cutting-off cars by inches, as he gets his happy ass about several cars in front of his "challenger", while I stay in the lane I was in, blocked by three lanes of traffic. Yes, heavy traffic - that the idjit was weaving in-and-out of. As what usually happens in these situations, me driving as normally as I can, taking advantage of gaps in traffic, without cutting people off, ended-up AHEAD of the maroon (not moron, maroon). Anyhow, at a light ahead, I guess he sees the opportunity to "race" me head-to-head, and cuts of a couple of other cars, to get next to me at the head of the light. I couldn't take it any longer. This ass-wad (AW) needs a good reality-check. So I roll my window down (he had both his windows down), and yell at him. Me: "Dude, that's the UGLIEST fucking car I have ever seen!" AW: "THIS IS A PROFESSIONALLY DONE SHOW-CAR!" Me: "I've been around sport compacts for a long time, race, and show, and that's STILL, the ugliest thing I have ever seen!" AW: "You're only the 2nd person to ever think this car is ugly - everybody else thinks it looks good!" Me: "A Pontiac Sunfire??...a fucking PONTIAC SUNFIRE???" (For all of you J-body advocates out there, I was doing this to piss him off, and for what he did to his car, not exactly for the kind of car he has.) Me: *LAUGHTER* AW: *Some babbling sounds* - as I roll my window up. So, right before the light turns, I decide "fuck it". I rev up a bit, and take full advantage of the RWD, and the larger tires I have, and actually squeal, as I take off from the light. Guess what? I KILLED him. I actually hopped a full car on him, and had two, by 50, where I slowed down. This was NOT a Sunfire GT, I gau-ran-tee. MAYBE, he just wasn't prepared, but he slowed-down too, so he might've given-up, when he saw my jump. After this, I figured that was it for me. I said what I had to say, and I'd let him go his happy, ass-wad way. HAH. Idjit was so pissed at the preceding, that he decides to stomp on it, to do a fly-by on an SUV doing 50 in a 40, and does. I watched him pass me, and cut-off an unmarked police Crown Vic. Maybe the banner on the back that said "www.reservepolice.org" didn't tip him off, but the red and blue lights flashing afterwards sure did. To add insult to injury, as they were passing me, as the idjit slowed-down enough after the lights for me to pass them (I slowed-down too), I angrily pointed to the colorful bouquet passing me, looking at the cops, mouthing "get him!", to reflect the sentiment all the people he cut-off probably felt. So they both turned, and I went straight, laughing my ass off. It was my best two kills - EVER. 
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08-10-2005, 11:45 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
AMAZING!!!
you = win next time i see that car, i'll have to see if the ghetto mr2 can do the same 
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08-10-2005, 11:56 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
BEST STORY EVER!!! hah! jackass got what he deserved.
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08-11-2005, 12:01 AM
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Re: Re: It's been a while...
Quote:
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08-11-2005, 12:40 AM
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Re: It's been a while...
BRILLIANT!
Arcie = winner Ass Wad = ...well Ass Wad
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08-11-2005, 02:58 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
Glad you owned the ass wad
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08-11-2005, 03:43 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
PROFESSIONALLY DONE SHOW-CAR ie. riced out sunfire with "asswad" behind the wheel got...
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08-11-2005, 04:09 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
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#12
08-12-2005, 01:05 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
Oh god I'm so glad I decided to read this thread. Excellent kill!
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#13
08-12-2005, 01:39 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
makes me want to get a lingenfelter hummer....a low 13 second hummer! haha it's so evil....
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08-12-2005, 04:11 PM
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Re: It's been a while...
haha! stinkin' awesome
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