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08-09-2005, 01:10 AM
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You will never Guess what I beat!
Ok heres the story...I pull up to a red light next to a underpass...me and my friend poor sweat off our faces as the cars cam rocks the car side to side.....Wishing i had A/C a vehical pull's up next to me...I stair foward as not trying to instagate a drag race.....Then i hear it..what ive been waiting for a engine rev's...I look over and notice who the opponent is..a big grin on my face appears.....He keeps revving his engine..I just cant help but smile...Then the light turns green I stay at my postion his tires cherp and pulls away...i be patient and give him a 2 car lead...I then Slam it and i hear my tires break loose but i have no fear as i sprint ahead and pass him up....I still keep a grin on my face Thinking of all the facial expressions i will get when i tell everyone I went head to head with..................................nope you didnt guess it.........heres a clue.....................What......CAN............ Brown........do..........for.............you?..... ......
 ..........yep a UPS truck it was so funny to actually see a ups man in his big ups truck want to race me lolhttp://www.cardomain.com/ride/555455 
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08-09-2005, 01:19 AM
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Re: You will never Guess what I beat!
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  DO IT REAL BIG CREW #1 THE OLD DIRTY BASTARDS CREW #5 2004 Honda CBR 1000RR - It Gets The Ladies  2004 Caddilac Escalade - Brings 'Em Home 
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08-09-2005, 01:30 AM
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Re: You will never Guess what I beat!
haha....sorry dude but i don't think anyone is going to believe you on this one...especially since you're a newbie...but if you had some kind of proof i would give you the benefit of the doubt but i don't see how anybody that acutally wanted to keep their job would race their UPS truck around with valuable packages in the back...not to mention i don't think a loaded UPS truck would chirp it's tires....
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DO IT REAL BIG CREW #1 THE OLD DIRTY BASTARDS CREW #5 2004 Honda CBR 1000RR - It Gets The Ladies 2004 Caddilac Escalade - Brings 'Em Home
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08-09-2005, 01:46 AM
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Re: You will never Guess what I beat!
Sometimes... I sweat when I take a shit... it's kinda the same experiance. My crap makes a lopey sound as it splashes.
My poop has so much torque, it actually lifts me off the bowl... I shit a 1/4lb at a time... I used to at least... back in highschool.
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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08-09-2005, 01:47 AM
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08-09-2005, 01:49 AM
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08-09-2005, 01:49 AM
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Re: You will never Guess what I beat!
Dude.. calm down...
We're just givin you a hard time... relax. 
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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08-09-2005, 01:52 AM
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08-09-2005, 01:54 AM
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Re: You will never Guess what I beat!
haha redneck i had to read your "fast and the furious reference" like 5 times to actually get it was a reference....i must've forgot to take my stupid pills today..
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DO IT REAL BIG CREW #1 THE OLD DIRTY BASTARDS CREW #5 2004 Honda CBR 1000RR - It Gets The Ladies 2004 Caddilac Escalade - Brings 'Em Home
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08-09-2005, 01:56 AM
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lol... shaddup.
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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08-09-2005, 01:57 AM
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FedEx?
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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08-09-2005, 02:19 AM
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wow... dude... learn to take a joke.
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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