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08-08-2005, 06:17 PM
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Funny Story
Saw this on another forum. I don't know how to do the quotes though
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Heres the wave file it was read at a radio station http://www.deepveininsomnia.com/medi...ry_smaller.wma
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08-08-2005, 06:19 PM
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Re: Funny Story
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Thats great!
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08-08-2005, 06:30 PM
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...and the Darwin Award for the dumbest GAYEST thing every done goes to...
Eric Tomaszewski and Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum!!!
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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08-08-2005, 07:09 PM
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08-08-2005, 07:58 PM
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Re: Funny Story
LOL. I have so much to say about that, but I'm to busy to type it wondering what the hell they where thinking.
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08-09-2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: Funny Story
when i saw this, I immidatly thought of south park "lemme winks, lemme winks" HAHA
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#11
08-09-2005, 03:26 PM
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lol yeah i've heard that before
 u know that got a looong scientific name afterwards lol
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08-10-2005, 12:30 PM
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Re: Funny Story
Lame.
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08-10-2005, 01:46 PM
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thats nasty... you aint right
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08-10-2005, 01:50 PM
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that's an assfull......haha (ok not funny sorry guys)....funny story though
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08-10-2005, 02:57 PM
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Re: Funny Story
I don't know if this account of it is true but there was a true account of the EXACT same thing that happened that was true. My dad get funny emails and one was a scanned copy of the a story in a newspaper that had the same thing, but the names weren't in it.
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another reason why not to be gay
