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Old 08-01-2005, 05:33 AM
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Maby funny?

Figured I share this one I thought it was funny, maby you will too.

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair
that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.
The old man stared.

Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring at
him.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:

"What's the matter old boy, never done anything wild
in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man relied: "Got drunk
once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if
you were my son."
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:55 AM
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Good one, but I think it's a
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hahahahahah ahahah well I wasn't expecting that punch line! haha, awesome.
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Very funny!
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*mabEy.

Oh, and repost.
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Re: Maby funny?

suprising comeback didnt see that coming but not really funny
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hahahahah IT REALLY HITS HOME TO ME....I HAD SEX WITH A PEAVAGINA ONCE. UH-OH I HOPE I DONT HAVE A CHILD
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Hi-Oh!
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