Police are incompetent, fat retards with guns

DMC12 · #1 04-29-2002, 07:44 PM

Friday night this fukin cop runs up in front of my friend's car with a flashlight yelling at him...

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cop: "TURN IT OFF!!!" (The stereo was bumpin' loud, so my friend thought he meant the music & turned it off. The cop gets really mad and yells at him again...)

cop: "TURN IT OFF!!!" (My friend turns off the engine this time. The cop yells again...)

cop: (This time, screaming at the top of his lungs) "Get out of the car right now you idiot!!!"

(My friend gets out of the car. All of our hearts are pumping large doses of adrenaline as we are trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here...)

cop: "NO, I SAID ALL OF YOU!!! AND YOUR DUMBASS FRIEND IN THE BACK!!!" (that is correct, the cop called me a dumbass)

(As I get out I see him about 5 inches from my friends face yelling shit at him. He calls me over next...)

cop: "DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU IDIOT? DO YOU THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY? I SHOULD TAKE YOU TO JAIL RIGHT NOW!!! I MIGHT JUST IMPOUND YOUR FRIEND'S CAR AND THROW THEM IN WITH YOU!!! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT GOES AROUND IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER??? I'VE HAD TWO COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOU ALREADY."

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Okay, it makes sense now (?). I had a spot light that I was shining from the back seat of my friend's car... on private property... at other parked cars... with nobody in them... on private property. Anyway, after countless ear-piercing threats by this moronic porker, he lets us go.

My question is... what can I do to get back at this dumbass cop who overstepped his boundaries?

darkness · #2 04-29-2002, 07:49 PM

throw donuts at him?

Jay! · #3 04-29-2002, 08:21 PM

Contact Internal Affairs. What agency was he with?

Steel · #4 04-29-2002, 10:15 PM

aww, little porky is mad that he isnt the only kid on the block with the new toy!!you should have flahsed it in his eyes "oh THIIIIIIIIIS spotlight officer? cause it wasnt on you baconmonger!" You should get some flahsy's and mount them in your car and keep them on during offraod situations, that'd really piss him off.

DMC12 · #5 04-30-2002, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by jay@af
Contact Internal Affairs. What agency was he with?

Burbank, California police department. I may try to call City Hall or Burbank PD... not sure which one will help. This guy needs a slap on the wrists.

zigen · #6 05-05-2002, 01:45 PM

Make a harassment complaint against the pig!

speediva · #7 05-05-2002, 03:04 PM

Definately make a complaint. Believe it or not, cops are fallible, and they even can get in trouble for it from their bosses. That treatment seems rather excessive.

YogsVR4 · #8 05-06-2002, 05:25 PM

Absolutly you should file a complaint. If anyone else has called on this "I smell BACON!" then he can get into all sorts of trouble at work. To bad you couldn't have gotten away with telling him that you guys made a better police officer then him.

DMC12 · #9 05-06-2002, 05:51 PM

The police dept. doesn't have e-mail addresses, so I'm going ahead and e-mailing the City Manager. How does this sound:

Dear Mr. Ovrom, City Manager:

Approximately two weeks ago, while in the parking lot of Bob's Big Boy, I was confronted by a rather disturbing officer. He threatened (at the top of his voice while crowds stared in disbelief) to jail my friends and I, impound our vehicle, and accused me of impersonating a police officer. He even called me a "Dumbass". The encounter was quite disturbing since I was on private property, at a reasonable hour (+-8PM), not impersonating an officer, was not harming anyone around me, was not disturbing the peace nor acting in a suspicious manner.

As my two friends & I were worried about his mental state & our safety, we quickly left the scene without getting his name or badge #. I was going to treat the incident as "water under the bridge", but after seeking council I worry that others may be treated unfairly by this officer. Please direct this letter to the proper authority if this matter is not in your control. Thank you for your time.

A Concerned Citizen & Former Resident of Burbank

darkness · #10 05-06-2002, 08:39 PM

maybe mention emotional stress. that always causes a stir

Bianca · #11 06-11-2002, 07:25 PM

the city manager wont give 2 shits about your letter its a since they have no control over government agencies.. its your word against his, you are a kid he is a law enforcement officer. you also dont have any proof, you do not even have his name. if there was no police report made then there will be no record of what officer you dealt with. even if your letter gets to the cheif of police for that city what do you think theyre going to do? hold a big meeting?..."well we heard one of you guys was really mean to a bunch of kids so who was it..."

im not trying to be mean, its just that i work with the FBI and law enforcement and im jsut trying to help you look at the situation more realistically. just get over it. not all cops are bad. if you dealt with fuck ups all day youd start having a short fuse too.

DMC12 · #12 06-11-2002, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Bianca
the city manager wont give 2 shits about your letter its a since they have no control over government agencies.. its your word against his, you are a kid he is a law enforcement officer. you also dont have any proof, you do not even have his name. if there was no police report made then there will be no record of what officer you dealt with. even if your letter gets to the cheif of police for that city what do you think theyre going to do? hold a big meeting?..."well we heard one of you guys was really mean to a bunch of kids so who was it..."

im not trying to be mean, its just that i work with the FBI and law enforcement and im jsut trying to help you look at the situation more realistically. just get over it. not all cops are bad. if you dealt with fuck ups all day youd start having a short fuse too.

Yes, that was my conclusion after the encounter... just let it slide off my back. He was fat, ugly and retarded so I am 3X a better man than he so why should it bother me? But my friends were all hot & bothered to take action against him... I'm like "Don't push your luck".

When do I stop being a "kid", anyway? Isn't 27 old enough?

Oh, and I gotta ask again... Bianca, can I marry you?

s7v7n · #13 06-11-2002, 10:41 PM

Oink, Oink...PIG...I smell Bacon...

KatWoman · #14 06-14-2002, 06:19 PM

27 and he treated you like that? How old were the people you were with?

I would suggest tracking down who he was, then offer an apology for the misunderstanding. Present him a box of homemade doughnuts...

....laced with Turbo Lax

DMC12 · #15 06-14-2002, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by KatWoman
27 and he treated you like that?

I'm 27. The two guys with me were 19, so that may have something to do with it. He probably thought I was 16, but he shoulda seen my age on my license.

Anyway, I'm thinking about installing a camcorder in my car from now on...

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