...failed my drivers test.

elementskater15 · #1 07-29-2005, 12:54 PM

As you can imagine, I am the most pissed off person in the world right now. I failed by 5 points. 5 FUCKING POINTS! I rolled past the white line before a stopsign. Also, when she told me to slowly back up, I asked her if I could use the middle of the road because my car has 17" rims and there were rocks form the construction going on. I got a "uh-hu." When I backed up and stopped she said "you were going too fast, almost 15." When is 15mph fast? "also, son, (I'm not you son you ugly bitch) you were in the middle of the road." WTF? I told her that I had asked about using the middle and she replied "I didnt'd hear you. I cant hear anything over your damned exhaust." She looked surprised and covered her mouth. I was pissed and said "well pardon me for not havin a fucking mullet." I noticed she was is a suit and pants. I was in shorts and a tank top. I said " I'm sorry ma'am, I need to cut the air conditioner off. The compressor is new and my car tends to stall." After about a half hour of 3-poin turns ,parallel parking, and accindent avoidence( all of which I aced). She's sweating like a whore in church. That makes me feel a litter better. Miss Plaire of Port Saint Joe DMV office, you can go kill yourself. It's not my fault you cant get laid. You can taunt, insult or support me. I dont give a damn at this point. I'm going to get waisted tonight.

YogsVR4 · #2 07-29-2005, 01:57 PM

Let first point out that I think drivers tests are way to easy. Piece of cake. If you can't pass that pathetic excuse for a test with flying colors - you don't deserve a lisence.

TexasF355F1 · #3 07-29-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by YogsVR4

Let first point out that I think drivers tests are way to easy. Piece of cake. If you can't pass that pathetic excuse for a test with flying colors - you don't deserve a lisence.

Very true. But all I was gonna say was....

AlmostStock · #4 07-29-2005, 02:17 PM

With that kind of pissy attitude you won't pass next time either.

Jet-Lee · #5 07-29-2005, 02:22 PM

shred your permit, you dont need to drive.

MagicRat · #6 07-29-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elementskater15

It's not my fault you cant get laid.

Think about this statement for a bit and I'm sure you can find a way to pass next time!!

Seriously, lots of people fail their driving test.

Funny thing is, it's always some one elses fault. It's never their own.
However, everyone I know who did fail was a lousy driver and deserved to fail.

Learn to drive better; get more time behind the wheel and stop complaining.

Andydg · #7 07-29-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicRat

Seriously, lots of people fail their driving test.

Funny thing is, it's always some one elses fault. It's never their own.
However, everyone I know who did fail was a lousy driver and deserved to fail.

Learn to drive better; get more time behind the wheel and stop complaining.

I've known 3 people that have failed their driving test and they've probably been in a grand total of 10+ accidents.

Also if you hadn't been such a dick about the AC she might've been in a better mood when she was adding up all your faults...

elementskater15 · #8 07-29-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicRat

Think about this statement for a bit and I'm sure you can find a way to pass next time!!

Seriously, lots of people fail their driving test.

Funny thing is, it's always some one elses fault. It's never their own.
However, everyone I know who did fail was a lousy driver and deserved to fail.

Learn to drive better; get more time behind the wheel and stop complaining.

I know it was my fault. I was way too nervous (sp?) and was already in a bad mood. I've calmed down now and thought about it. I know what I need to do nex time and I'll do it. If it makes you feel better, keep the insults coming. I'm letting them roll off my back. And HELLO! This is the stress release forum! My thread just happened to make me look like a dick. And also, no way I'd bang her. She looks like her face caught on fire and some one put it out with an ax.

-Josh- · #9 07-29-2005, 04:02 PM

Wow, this is the second person on AF to fail their test... And here i didn't think it was possible to do...

elementskater15 · #10 07-29-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Z28Josh

Wow, this is the second person on AF to fail their test... And here i didn't think it was possible to do...

Oh... it possible alright. Believe me, there has got to be more than one other person beside me who failed. I was just being careless and wasn't thinking clearly. But come on, I'm not lying when I say she's a bitch. It makes my blood boil every time i think about it.

Officer Redneck · #11 07-29-2005, 07:20 PM

My father-in-law had the same kinda thing happen. He failed his CDL because he didn't check the tread depth on the rig with a penny. He flipped a penny to her and said here, why don't you pay a rat to chew that f!@#ing mole off your face.

Rally Sport · #12 07-29-2005, 08:05 PM

See you failed your test because you didnt have a mullet..

What an idiot.

imtheoneandonlyD · #13 07-29-2005, 10:22 PM

i failed my first time and have had 1 accident in 4 years. One of my friends taunted me for failing when he passed his first time. Well now thats its 4 years later and he has totalled 3 cars, all of which were his fault. I dont think failing your drivers test makes you a bad driver.

lamehonda · #14 07-29-2005, 10:52 PM

An accident in four years is nothing to brag about

Nicole8188 · #15 07-29-2005, 11:21 PM

I don't know whether failing it makes you a bad driver or not, but I do know plenty of terrible drivers that have passed it with flying colors the first time.

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