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#1
07-29-2005, 12:03 PM
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Really bad writing (funny)
This is a hoot(er)
 LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Microsoft analyst has won an annual contest celebrating bad writing by comparing fixing carburetors to fondling a woman's breasts. "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual," went Dan McKay's winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. McKay, 43, of North Dakota was said by organizers on Thursday to be visiting China "perhaps to escape notoriety for his dubious literary achievement." He wins $250 (142 pounds). The California San Jose State University contest challenges entrants to submit bad opening sentences to imaginary novels and has attracted entries from around the world for 23 years 
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#2
07-29-2005, 12:12 PM
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Re: Really bad writing (funny)
hahahaha WTF?
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07-29-2005, 12:35 PM
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what? he uses a manual? real men dont need instructions
 j/k  how do you compare electronic fuel injection to boobies? 
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07-29-2005, 02:22 PM
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Re: Really bad writing (funny)
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Pic here: http://freespace.virgin.net/tommy.sandham/stromberg.htm
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07-29-2005, 11:35 PM
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nooo...
i know thats a carb lol... i wanted to know so i could fondle my camaro! 
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#7
07-29-2005, 11:43 PM
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Re: Really bad writing (funny)
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As for EFI, well its the injection part isn't it? 
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