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#5
07-29-2005, 09:51 AM
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Re: Funny Sayings
It doesn't matter if you go this way or that way.... Just go "a way".
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07-29-2005, 12:36 PM
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I don't care if you stay, you just can't stay.................. here.
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07-29-2005, 12:37 PM
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I always like to say this to someone when someone else is just walking by and can over-hear me say it:
"So, I was standing there, totally naked with my hands in my pockets..." Always gets some odd looks or double-takes. For when someone farts: "Did you hear what that asshole said?!" or "Well, your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same" Instead of saying "running around like a chicken with it's head cut off" I usually say "running around like a head with it's chicken cut off".
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07-29-2005, 12:40 PM
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one time when i was at work and kinda pissed, i just blurted out: "go suck a turtle"
"son of a whore!" and instead of saying "your mama" when the time calls, i think "yo' uncle" is funnier
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07-29-2005, 12:45 PM
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Re: Funny Sayings
When someone can't sing or carry a tune:
"Can you sing solo...solo that no one can hear you?" Or when someone asks me what Native Tribe I'm from: Them: "What tribe are you from?" Me: "Nunya..." Them: "Nunya? What tribe is that?" Me: "Nunya damn businesss..." Just randomly if someone asks my opinion I say: "Whatever floods your boat..."
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07-29-2005, 01:09 PM
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when someone is singing along to a song on the radio, and not doing a particularly good job of it...
me: hey man, who sings this song again? person singing: oh yeah it's The Beatles (for example) me: oooh right. well let's keep it that way. 
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#12
07-29-2005, 01:31 PM
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Re: Funny Sayings
THEM- "how are you?"
ME- "Decent" ^That's my reply to just about everything...decent... Or if someone says something along the lines of-- "Just stick it in there" I'll say "That's what she said"
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07-29-2005, 02:03 PM
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someone bends over and their asscrack is sticking out..
say,"if you hadda bent over any further i woulda seen your balls".
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07-29-2005, 05:44 PM
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Them: What's up?
Me: Your mom's legs. About as easy as a $2 whore on 50 cent night. Lets make like a church and get the hell out of here. Lets make like a baby and head out. Lets make like shepard and get the flock out of here. Girl: Kiss my ass! Me: Bend over and pick an acre. Me: Can I have your number? Girl: Drop dead loser! Me: Come on lower your standards a little......I did. Them: (tells a joke at my expense or says something about me) Me: sad/mad/depressed look Them: Can't you take a joke!? Me: I look at your face everyday. Who pissed in your toasty oats this morning?
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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