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Old 07-27-2005, 01:53 PM
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Lightbulb The popsicle...

Mom & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony with a Popsicle
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.

A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company"
he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike....."

"The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex??"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
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Old 07-27-2005, 02:33 PM
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Re: The popsicle...

cute..
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Old 07-27-2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: The popsicle...

hehe, i want a popsicle now....or maybe sex....its hard to tell.
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Old 07-27-2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: The popsicle...

Ok...
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Old 07-27-2005, 02:51 PM
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I liked it.
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Re: The popsicle...

Thats great.
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Eh, it was alright.
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Re: The popsicle...

u have posted much better which is sad
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Re: The popsicle...

I think TS is losing it
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Going......

















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Wait, it was never there in the first place
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Re: The popsicle...

I liked it..
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Re: The popsicle...

Pretty good,
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Old 07-28-2005, 11:42 AM
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Re: Re: The popsicle...

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hehe, i want a popsicle now....or maybe sex....its hard to tell.

I want my son to have a popsicle now, on the balcony.
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