beat the crap out of an eclipse

E-Mang · #1 07-26-2005, 01:19 AM

Hi,

Just wanted to let you guys know i beat the crap out of an eclipse earlier tonight, in my corvette

btw, the eclipse was turboed :P
Couldn't tell you what sub-model it was though didn't get a good enough look. but it was cotton candy pink all around and ugly as hell.

Thruster · #2 07-26-2005, 02:18 AM

congrats... v8 vs. prolly an i4...

cficare68 · #3 07-26-2005, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by E-Mang

Hi,

Just wanted to let you guys know i beat the crap out of an eclipse earlier tonight, in my corvette

btw, the eclipse was turboed :P
Couldn't tell you what sub-model it was though didn't get a good enough look. but it was cotton candy pink all around and ugly as hell.

And we would care because??????

Tyrone Biggums · #4 07-26-2005, 07:38 AM

this guy is probably some 40 year old man with a small dick whose going through a mid life crisis because his wife just divorced his dumbass. in doing so, he posts on here about beating some kid in his car.

congradulations dickhead.

G-man422 · #5 07-26-2005, 08:13 AM

WOW, thats all,....just WOW.

cficare68 · #6 07-26-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Biggums

this guy is probably some 40 year old man with a small dick whose going through a mid life crisis because his wife just divorced his dumbass. in doing so, he posts on here about beating some kid in his car.

congradulations dickhead.

Yeah probably and his ex wife is probably banging the guy driving the Eclipse now.

eclipsed4utoo · #7 07-26-2005, 08:29 AM

thanks for letting us know man....now you can go drive your 'corvette' off a cliff with you strapped in it.

how big do you really feel now? you post on an INTERNET FORUM bragging that you beat an over weight, front wheel drive car, that had about 200whp LESS than you did.

great job man. im sure everybody looks up to you now.

if you didnt get a good look at it, then how do you know it was turboed?

rubix777 · #8 07-26-2005, 11:55 AM

any idiot in a corvette should be able to beat a 4 cyl. simply put, if you gotta use a corvette to beat an eclipse, you must not know how much of a coward you are.

thecackster · #9 07-26-2005, 12:03 PM

What a Chode.

E-Mang · #10 07-26-2005, 01:45 PM

i'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but it's an old corvette an 84 to be exact and only produces 205 hp. And i'm 24

2002EclipseRS · #11 07-26-2005, 02:16 PM

Hey..dude, why dont you go try and race an Evolution VIII around some turns. See what happens then. I mean the Evo is mitsubishis performance car, not the eclipse. The eclipse is more of a daily driver. Go get some balls and race an Evo MR. Id put money on it that hed rip you a new asshole.

eclipsed4utoo · #12 07-26-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by E-Mang

i'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but it's an old corvette an 84 to be exact and only produces 205 hp. And i'm 24

you obviously need to go get a life. you are busting nobody's bubble here. not one person driving their eclipse will consider it 'fast'.

and mostly, you were racing a 4cyl that puts a whooping 110whp to the ground. wow...you are such a big man.

you still didnt answer my question....how did you know if was turboed?

smokindcomp · #13 07-26-2005, 06:51 PM

If the MORON in the "vette" wants to prove how bad he is, why don't he try to take the eclipse on a curvey, moutain, road. Any knuckle-head can race in a straight line, but it takes SKILL to race rally style. My entire family (except me) is into drag racing, but none of them and there hopped up V-8's can keep up with me on a back road, and I have a bone stock 2000 GS. BTW, I hope you weren't racing on the street, street drag racing is suicide. Only IDIOTS with a death wish do it. Think before you race, BRAINDEAD!! Mabey next time you decide to street race some lucky county cop will get him a corvette, after he pulls your ignorant butt.

cficare68 · #14 07-26-2005, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by E-Mang

i'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but it's an old corvette an 84 to be exact and only produces 205 hp. And i'm 24

No dude we hate to burst yor bubble. No one gives a shit. If you want someone that cares you to the corvette forum and post your comment there. Although they will probably laugh at you for even wasting your time racing it.

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Originally Posted by smokindcomp

If the MORON in the "vette" wants to prove how bad he is, why don't he try to take the eclipse on a curvey, moutain, road. Any knuckle-head can race in a straight line, but it takes SKILL to race rally style. My entire family (except me) is into drag racing, but none of them and there hopped up V-8's can keep up with me on a back road, and I have a bone stock 2000 GS. BTW, I hope you weren't racing on the street, street drag racing is suicide. Only IDIOTS with a death wish do it. Think before you race, BRAINDEAD!! Mabey next time you decide to street race some lucky county cop will get him a corvette, after he pulls your ignorant butt.

And racing period is stupid dude. Whether it is a backroad or a straight road. Honestly racing on a straight road is safer, but still it racing in general is not safe. Unless you get paid to do it you are not a professional driver.

smokindcomp · #15 07-26-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cficare68

And racing period is stupid dude. Whether it is a backroad or a straight road. Honestly racing on a straight road is safer, but still it racing in general is not safe. Unless you get paid to do it you are not a professional driver.

I agree that street racing is stupid in all forms. I DO NOT CONDONE STREET RACING. Sorry if my words were takin' outta context. I was simply trying to make a point that the eclipse is by no means a straight line, raw speed car. That's all. I apologize for not making that clear to begin with.

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