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07-21-2001, 07:09 AM
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Valiant Effort
I met her at the CIVIC. I'd been HOLDEN up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her ROVER.
She looked FAMILLIA, but she was just a MIRAGE. She came up on her own ACCORD. I said AUDI, and told her to take a SEAT. She said i looked quite GALANT, so i told her i was a EXECUTIVE but i was just being CALSIS. She looked quite nice in her MINI and said her name was SYLVIA. I'd drunk a few CORONAS and tried to IMPREZA. She told me not to PORSCHE it when i said i wanted to LANCER. Turns out she was an ESCORT, someone who CHARGERS. I said i cant a FORD an ESCORT. She told me not to DODGE the issue, you dont know what your NISSAN. So i paid, took her back to my HQ and rode her like a BRONCO. I was an absolute LEGEND !!! Later when there was a PRELUDE, I got some tucker from my LADA. Wish i'd worn a condom though, because i left her with a little LEGACY, a little BAMBINO 
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07-23-2001, 08:28 AM
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Today there are so many contraceptives available, like pulling out!
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07-23-2001, 08:31 AM
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...lmao.....look what happens when you have nothing to do
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07-23-2001, 10:34 AM
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07-23-2001, 05:29 PM
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YOU should be working and not wasteing company time
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07-25-2001, 07:43 AM
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07-25-2001, 08:25 AM
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