Escort Burnout Trouble

[Myescortsucks]

Ok yesterday i was cruseing and i decided to get a wheel aka a burnout. ok so heres what i did. i went out to a neighborhood and put the car in netrul and reved it up till it hit rev limiter wich is 8,000rpms rams per motor and i slammed it in drive and it wouldnt burnout the people laughed at me why wont it do a burnout i got switches on it and exhaust and intake carbon fiber intake i might say cause that adds 45 whp i also got a g racing sticker adds 15 whp can someone help i cant burnout (

[Davescort97]

Doing a burnout is a very bad way to treat your car and you will end up with a crankshaft in 2 pieces or more. What is the matter with you?

[mustang302]

This guy is just a flame baiter. Check out his other posts.

This site is used by people trying to fix their cars, not get into a contest over what cars you like. Grow up.

[jeffescortlx]

You need more stickers, and carbon fiber.

[escort357]

Some window tint and a neon light kit should provide some massive amounts of horsepower too. Might help with that burnout. Not being able to do a burnout is probably the least of this guy's problems though. Needs to go back to school to learn how to spell cruising and neutral.

[95cobra5.0]

This is a very legit problem with an easy solution. What you need is one of those big ole stupid looking dual fin rear spoilers like the import "racers" use. It'll provide you with loads of down force on the rear of the car thereby helping you get less traction on the front!!! Some soapy water under the tires will help too.

[BEATUPESCORT94]

Might be cuz yer low on blinker fluid....LOL
Or possibly cause these cars just weren't built for that...

[Bobbywolf]

Why do the mods let posts like these persist? It is their job to get rid of crap like this, maby they should start doing it...

[Macro47]

ok... i have a serious solution. Under the hood of your car there is a fuse box. Ever wonder why non of THESE fuses never blow? They are not really fuses. Just remove them and you'll see a MAJOR Power difference. Remove them all. You shouldn't have them. Not you atleast. After you go back through drivers Training... you'll get the idea.

[UnexplodedCow]

Don't forget to take out your transmission. It's just weighing you down, oh, and remember to add two 18" subs, and put on 57" rims, with tires that rub the fender wells......that should really get you down the road.

[Jet-Lee]

put some gear oil on your windshield. It'll make it slicker and allow the air to move over easier. You don't have to worry about the rest of the car, just the glass windows and what not. The reason for this, is that as wind flows over the glass, it is soo smooth that the wind gets bored and decides to do something exciting, like creat turbulence, which is bad. Now, if you put oil on it, then it grabs the air and forces it along, keeping it from going turbulent.

I suppose you could do the whole car as well, seeing as air gets turbulent from all the little divots in your paint. Oil will make the whole thing completely streamlined.