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Old 07-05-2005, 08:13 PM
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my turn to post a joke

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit
onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:14 PM
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Re: my turn to post a joke

good post
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:20 PM
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...Werd... Good joke
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:22 PM
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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ewwwwww.




ewwwwwww.
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:18 AM
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LoL
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thats funny
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:11 AM
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bahahaha
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:31 AM
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Brilliant!
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good one
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LOL...daaaaaaaaamn
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lol hilarious
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Re: my turn to post a joke

clever
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Re: my turn to post a joke

fukkkking owned.
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