A short story for your enjoyment.

[sganc4life_4]

Well, as Im sitting at my computer desk reading stories on www.tuckermax.com, I lean back in my chair like I have done thousands of times. This time was a little different. Usually when I start to lose my balance falling backwards, my knees catch on a part of the desk where my keyboard and mouse sit. This peice moves in and out from under the desk, hard to explain. Well, for some odd reason, this peice decides to become "free" from the desk. Shortly after, it hits my shins and Im falling backwards. This is not the worse part. My bed sits behind my along with a foldable table I use for drinks like water and whatnot. I react by grabbing the table trying to stop myself from falling.


BAD IDEA!

Turns out its not very sturdy and the 2 glasses of water that are on it decide to fall....all over my bed and pillows. I wake up the entire household because of all the crap that fell off the table onto the floor after it hit my bed. So now I have to wait until my bed is dry to go to sleep, or flip the mattress which doesnt seem like a bad idea.

Moral of the story:
1:40am isnt the best time to lean back in a chair lol.

[Quickshift]

LMAO i have a rolling chair that is impossible to lean back on so i can't but i would if i could

[sganc4life_4]

Yea, Im too cheap to buy a new one, so I use the dining room leather chair.

[Toksin]

Replace the water with alcohol, add some blood and midget buttsekz then we have a winner

[drewh4386]

[SeXy_AnGeL]

honestly, almost fell off of my chair just picturing that

[ThatRoundHeadedKid]

i fall off my chair all the time putting my feet up....rolling chairs suck....everytime i lean on that one wheel, then it moves and I fall...yea, I'm dumb...the worst was I was knoced out for a few after slamming my head so hard on the floor...that's why I now have a carpet.