Esurance > Jesus

Ace$nyper · #1 06-30-2005, 02:08 PM

http://www.esurance.com/

I would like to thank them so much and honeslty wtf has that wash up Jesus done latly?

Hes always late for carpool and talking about one time he walked on water, wow no one cares anymore step your game up son. But enough of that.

I have been shopping for a new car as my GSR hatch is fucking slow and wow that was a waste!

I picked out a few cars and called my insure and few others 5K was best rates I found thats a freaking lot for a full time student who pays everything himself.

So I gave them a try after seeing an Ad on TV. Thanks to them I soon shall be owning a badass car

I just wanted to share a great way to insure! But odly enough my old hatch was more to insure by about 300 a year but 3K less for a real sports car.

CassiesMan · #2 06-30-2005, 02:22 PM

I dunno man, we had this party last week, and we ran outa beer, and Jesus turned to coke into Guiness...thats pretty hard core...

Nice job on getting the cheap insurance, now heres the question...what kinda car?

Oh, and speaking of Jesus and insurance...

It was the night before the cruicifiction, and Jesus was praying alone in the garden, asking God to remove the burden of his death from him. Behind him, he heard an exicited voice, and turned to see he was facing Judas. "Jesus, Jesus, I have good knews," he exclaimed.

Jesus looked puzzled. "You decided not to give into your greed, and tdidn't turn me in, so I do not have to die?"

"No, I did do that. But I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Ace$nyper · #3 06-30-2005, 02:31 PM

a bunch of cars i looked at that site getting a quote is freaking easier then Cathrine the great!

3 of cars I found biggest differnce 3K or more from my current insurers were 99 z28 94 rx-7 and 87 GN.

I wish I had some Giuness right now

-The Stig- · #4 06-30-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

I dunno man, we had this party last week, and we ran outa beer, and Jesus turned to coke into Guiness...thats pretty hard core...

Nice job on getting the cheap insurance, now heres the question...what kinda car?

Oh, and speaking of Jesus and insurance...

It was the night before the cruicifiction, and Jesus was praying alone in the garden, asking God to remove the burden of his death from him. Behind him, he heard an exicited voice, and turned to see he was facing Judas. "Jesus, Jesus, I have good knews," he exclaimed.

Jesus looked puzzled. "You decided not to give into your greed, and tdidn't turn me in, so I do not have to die?"

"No, I did do that. But I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Joke =

I know, I posted it. Still funny though.

Except my version went...

Judas: Jesus, I have some good news and some bad news.
Jesus: What is it my son?
Judas: Well, the bad news is. I'm going to betray you... and you'll die.
Jesus: My son, I know this... it has been forseen... What is thy good news?
Judas: I just saved a bunch of money on my insurance by switching to Geico!

-Josh- · #5 06-30-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeck383

Joke =

I know, I posted it. Still funny though.

Except my version went...

Judas: Jesus, I have some good news and some bad news.
Jesus: What is it my son?
Judas: Well, the bad news is. I'm going to betray you... and you'll die.
Jesus: My son, I know this... it has been forseen... What is thy good news?
Judas: I just saved a bunch of money on my insurance by switching to Geico!

Sucked...i liked Cassies better....

-Jayson- · #6 06-30-2005, 11:42 PM

honestly, i dont know about esurance. IT seems really good, there quotes are so low its scary. But that also kinda of scares me, ever hear of the saying "you get what you pay for"? Honestly it might be all good and dandy if your not in an accident, but if you do, i have a feeling life is going to turn into hell. How are they going to appraise your vehicles? Its not like Progessive or Geico who will come out to the accident, essurance doesnt have tons of offices around the US. I know they are part of a bigger insurance company called White House or something like that, but still.

I just think its gonna be one of those places were you have an accident, then spend the next 6 months trying to get your money out of the insurance company to pay for your car, the whole time you are busing it to work/school.

caviman69 · #7 07-01-2005, 01:10 AM

I have a friend that has that esurance policy, they said that it takes forever for them to help you out when you get in an accident. So like you said Jayson you get what you pay for.

Ace$nyper · #8 07-01-2005, 12:19 PM

I've yet to find an Insurer that fucking you isn't part of the deal.

I figured that much and its a good you confermed my thoughs but everyone I know and myself from many differnet companys *major and minor* finds they fuck you they are not a charity they are a buiness they earn by NOT paying out.

-Jayson- · #9 07-01-2005, 02:51 PM

uhh my insurance company did a great job with me. I have progressive. I got rear ended after only having my insurance with them for less than 1 month. The day of the accident my claims representitive came out to my house and gave me a rough estimate, which i could use to take to a repair shop that day. They paid 1600 bucks on a guy who had made only one payment to his insurance company. They did all the work as far as paper work goes, even got me 500 dollars from the other guys insurance comapny to cover my deductable. They did follow up phone calls to make sure everything was working fine and i had no problems.

And in case you dont know, my state is a no fault insurance state. That means whenever theres an accident, regardless of who is at fault, your insurance pays for your car to get fixed.

So no not all insurance companies are out to screw you, just the ones that offer really low rates and online. I honestly dont see how they could be any bit of a help if you got into an accident.

Title should be Esurance = DEVIL

bitsdawg · #10 10-04-2006, 02:40 AM

Well, I'm not going to argue about insurance companies being out to mess with people or not.

However, I would always suggest taking a few minutes to compare different companies and rates. Some things - driving history, age of drivers, credit report, kind of car - matter more to some companies than they do to others.

You can get a free quote, compare companies, or find a good local insurance agent here: 247QuoteUS.COM

Sometimes it's best to use an agent. They already have an idea of which company is better for certain people.

Igovert500 · #11 10-04-2006, 02:53 AM

Please do not bring back old threads. Thread closed.

On top of that, I sincerely hope you are not advertising. Spamming/Advertising insurance companies on this site is forbidden. Please do not do it again, or your account maybe subject to revocation.

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