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Old 06-27-2005, 03:53 PM
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TuckerMax.com

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.html

I stumbled across this site a month ago while at work not pretending to do any work. Apparently this guy, Tucker Max, can get himself into some hilarious situations. I laughed. I cried... ok I just laughed some more. Anyway, check out the stories when your bored at work or home.

I'll post one of his tamer stories. Be warned, some stories can be sexually explicited. No pictures, just writing but you youngsters out there stay away! On second thought, who am I kidding. You youngsters are prolly surfin' porn as read this post.

Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble : http://www.tuckermax.com/hockeygame.html (too damn long too post)
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Funny.... wonder how true it is.
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Old 06-27-2005, 04:46 PM
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Re: TuckerMax.com

Ooold news Not sure if they are real or not, but shit they're entertaining.
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Re: TuckerMax.com

Maddox has a link on his site - I'm sure plenty of people have seen it
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Re: TuckerMax.com

I must admit, true or not, entertaining read.
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Old 06-28-2005, 09:29 AM
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Re: TuckerMax.com

Who cares if this is old news to you. Its new news to someone else. And so what if its a link off Maddox. You'd be surprised how many don't know who he is.

Anyway, its refreshing to bring back some classics. According to Tucker Max they're all true. Either way, its most def an entertaining read.
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Old 06-28-2005, 09:43 AM
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Re: TuckerMax.com

This guy has problems... But still quite funny, haha.
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Re: TuckerMax.com

So damn funny.

This is how you turn out when you go to law school, hehehe.

But if you read his personal details and stuff (like his how to write section), he appears to be a really well educated guy.
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Re: TuckerMax.com

Entertainment is...entertainment! for the site.
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Re: Re: TuckerMax.com

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Who cares if this is old news to you. Its new news to someone else. And so what if its a link off Maddox. You'd be surprised how many don't know who he is.

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Re: TuckerMax.com

ive read just about every story they are fucking awesome. he claims they are true in the way he sees the events happen in his eyes (when he is shit faced) so who knows they have to be exxaggerated a lot
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Re: TuckerMax.com

I agree. Most of his stories happen when hes shit faced. How does he remember everything so well? BTW, that hockey story and buttsehks was funny as sht.
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Re: TuckerMax.com

i think he voice records all of his outings
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Re: TuckerMax.com

Amazing. Simply amazing.
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Re: Re: TuckerMax.com

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i think he voice records all of his outings
Probably not. How awkward would it be to pull out a little tape recorder to remind yourself you are in the middle of getting head.
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