Things thats suck.

[nissanfanatic]

Okay, there are a few things that I would like to address. May not all be in the first post, but we'll get to that.

First.... Ugly women who drive nice cars. That shit should be illegal. These ugly ass women go out and buy these nice cars in an attempt to get men to look briefly giving the ugly women the false sense of men staring at them. Its happened to us all. You see a nice Bimmer, 240, whatever. Then you see waving blone hair. Automatically, you think "Holy shit, a hot chick in a nice car!!!" Its okay, thats normal. We automatically think our dreams are coming true if two or more hints line up. But then as the car stops and you see the "hidden beauty" exit the nice ass Bimmer, all the sudden you're blinded by cellulite/wrinkles/nasty ass stuff. Its such a let down.... It is illegal technically. False advertising. It reminds me of the nasty online whores that try to scam people into meeting them. They send those lonely defenseless guys an IM. These guys are like "Holy shit!!! A woman is talking to me!!!". So the chick send him a "picture of herself". He's like OMG. A model is talking to me. Then next thing you know, he is meeting up with Butch from West Virginia who recently had sex altering surgery. Exact thing applies here. Shouldn't there be rules to buying a nice car? Like a quiz before you are allowed to buy it? Hmmm.... Think on that one....

[J SPEC SilEighty]

Things that suck:

• gas prices

• work

• school

• diarrhea

• being broke

• co-workers

• bitches

• stress

• old people

• bad drivers

• old, bad, drivers

• fat people

• cockiness

• the way the sun is bright in the morning

• false advertisement (going along with the thread)

• morons

• guys who wear girl pants

• guys who wear pink shirts

• faggots

• guys who wear make-up

• ignorant people

• those obnoxious laughs that make you want to punch the person in the face

• wiggers

• bad music

• your mother

• people who ask stupid questions

• liars

• people who buy diet sodas with their 8 whoppers

• minitrucks

• dog farts

• J_Swigz

• life

• rain

• sprite remix

• fruit on cheesecake

• that the price of a double cheeseburger is now $1.39 instead of $.99 at wendy's

• people that "hate"

• fake people

• tmobile

• reality shows

• waking up early

• hangovers

• tickets

• no waves

• no snow

• skiiers

• most females

• douchebags

• slow learners

• government

• peta

• legality of marijuana

• annoying drunks

• online "personals"

• lazy people

• annoying people

• ugly people

• 99.9% of people

• having to take a shit after you shower

• all these mexicans coming to america who refuse to learn english

• tax hikes

• insurance prices

• jellyfish

• sandspurs

• polo

• manatees

• old people trying to be "cool"

• fake tits that are way to big

• small tits

• meatloaf

• people that think they are always right

• brats

• rabbits

• welfare

• the arabs in 7-11 who don't understand what you are saying

• warm beer

• my cellphone

• dry chicken

• stems/seeds

• crack whores

• white shoes that turn brown

• blue cheese

• sr20 vs kat threads

• susanne sommers

• jared the subway guy

• popped collars

• turtlenecks

• theives

• stupid customers

• drifters

• stretched tires

• john kerry

• people who can't spell

i'll be back to post more later.

[zacremacle]

LOL.
That had to take forever to type

[nissanfanatic]

Who hates the dumb fucking bitch that has always had it worse than everyone else but has the best version of everything?

Goddamn these people piss me off... Its the "Give me sympathy for the hard times I go through but drop to your knees and clean my shoes with your tongue because I own a Z3 women. I work with many. Both male and female(for you pussies that are gonna start the "you're sexist" shit). Three happen to be my bosses. They always drag ass into their restaurant whining the whole way in about how much they suck at life. "I was up till 3am last night because I couldn't keep my legs closed three years ago and now I'm gonna take it out on you by wasting 7 hours of your day each day," Fuck people who have kids and then act like its everyone else's fault. You don't want kids? Then don't have sex. Simple. Then after they spend two hours sitting on their asses bleating to five other sheep in their heard, they start bragging about how cool everything they own is. "Oh man, remember that time we totally hit 130mph in my Z3 coming back from the beach wasted?!?!?!???" Wow, way to go assbag. You hit 130mph.... And you were drunk..... Fuck you. Someone was probably going home after working for a living and their risk factor for living increased 30 points becuase you were within five miles of them. Just because you sat on your ass at a busiess you own and made $500 a week doing dick and bought a Z3 doesn't make you cool. So please, put on a blindfold and collect as many road reflectors as you can until you die please? Then, goddamn, you tell then why, for the first time ever, you were late to work... "Well I went outside to start my car to find that my coil had went bad. So I had to replace that," So what do they do? They suck once again. "Oh, well I went out to my car one day and found out that it didn't start. What did I do? I sucked. I went and got my husband who is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ certified in sucking, domestic and import, to go fix my car while I sat on my ass. My husband is sooo cool. Everyone gather around so I can tell you how cool he is while you waste time. And I still made it to work on time," Yea right you ass-mongel. Then what do they do after you go to work? They sit on their asses and open their mouths again.... God I hate people....

BTW J Spec, I hate all of those too. Please everyone name everything you can possibly think of that sucks. And describe if you like.

[slideways...]

well i may repeat some of the ones listed already but here goes...

• near-beer
• tyrese
• michael jackson
• mike tyson
• michael flattely, lord of the dance
• buttplugs
• gay porn
• feminist hard-asses
• tree huggers
• gross pollutors
• ex-GFs
• rice burners
• corn burners
• ford contours
• greed
• E-tards
• APC
• american idol
• everyone who has anything to do with american idol
• everyone who has anything to do with any reality show
• negativity
• wheels that weigh more than 20 lbs
• 18s on a crx or civic
• civics
• CRXs
• MDXs
• CRVs
• SUVs
• arrogance
• ignorance
• merging on the highway at 30mph
• britney spears
• starbucks
• krispy kreme(for making me constantly broke)
• radical religions
• radical atheists
• ralph nader
• ralph malph
• fart cans on accords
• accords
• sticks
• seeds
• shake
• 7/8 oz zips
• people who wont sell deemers or dubs because they dont want to
• coors
• miller
• all 'LITE" beers
• coronas
• deKuyper's pucker drinks
• any liquor less than 80 proof
• people who wont eat steak medium-rare
• people who eat candy bars with fork/knife
• people who eat pizza with fork/knife
• megan racing products
• blogs
• forums
• nissans(but not as much as everything else)
• cops
• robbers
• cops again
• asshole cops
• curbs
• straight roads
• drag racing
• cell phones
• mosquitos
• crack-heads(but they ARE funny)
• speed-freaks
• ozzy osbourne
• his family
• blink 182
• puff daddy
• ja rule
• monday
• tuesday
• wednesday
• thursday
• stuck up females
• moulin rouge
• chicago
• gigli
• actually, all chick flicks
• banks
• laws of physics
• money
• suicide
• spam
• tofurkey
• NFSU I and II
• steve oedekirk
• helio castroneves
• nicolas cage
• plymouth reliant
• oldsmobile
• prostitutes
• centipedes
• cigarettes
• not having any cigarettes
• mornings
• blown engines
• apartments
• smart asses
• nitto tires
• bump-steer
• sobriety
• golfing
• taco bell
• fat chicks
• anorexic chicks
• hos
• emotional baggage
• cast pistons
• removing the timing cover on a KA24E
• pushrods
• 2-valves per cylinder
• V-Twins
• bikers who dont wear helmets
• wind
• hail
• wine
• winos
• mirrors(they suck out your soul)
• gated communities
• suburbs
• iowa
• wisconsin
• saddam hussein
• the war in iraq
• the last war in iraq
• iraq
• george w. bush
• john kerry
• Red McCombs
• backpressure
• solid axle suspensions
• smilies
• sporks
• lil jon
• r.kelly
• any guy named kelly
• any girl named terry
• monica lewinsky
• people who think bill clinton deserved to be impeached
• ben stiller
• ben affleck
• uncle ben
• hot chicks who wont fuck me
• ugly chicks who try and fuck me
• human limitations
• L33t$p34k
• ford pintos
• tubgirl.com
• city buses
• city bus drivers
• RJ de Vera
• NOPI
• christian rado
• camaro owners
• sketchers
• blue potato chips
• organic food
• vietnam war
• korean war
• japanese occupation of china in WW2
• irish people who dont drink
• empty beer bottles
• yugos
• cavaliers
• purple cars
• pink cars(except yashio factory cars)
• sponsors
• new beetles
• being hungry
• being tired
• rehab

i will add more later

[nissanfanatic]

How can people get offended by online material?

The million dollar question... How the fuck can a web page offend someone? Okay, sure, it may say something discriminating about a ceritan race, sex, age, ethnicity, ect., but what the fuck? Is your back button broken? Does the little X in the corner of your screen run when you try to click it? Are your Alt+F4 keys gone? Well, damn, then I guess you are screwed. You'll just have to sit your dumbass in the chair and read it huh? The shit pisses me off. One of my favorite websites as of recently(THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE!) actually had a woman start an online petition to shut it down. WTF? Supposedly because her son was looking at it. Uh?, so what? Once again, your back button broken? The kid has the right to read someones opinon on something. Not even a parent shoudl be able to control their child's opinion. Esp not when he is 14 years old. Its time he makes up his own mind mommy. And then to have these companies "censor" certian sites is just plain rediculous. If parents feel that strongly about something, then monitor where your kid goes to on the internet. If you find out he's going somewhere you don't want him going, tell him. If you have done a good job as a parent, he'll listen. But its funny that a web page like THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE gets censored meanwhile I could easily find hard-core porn sites three years ago in high school. Hmmm. Strange. Point of the rambling is, if you find something offensive, simply don't go there. Once you see words that make you sad, lonely, contemplate suicide, in general, make you feel less than par, remember, you have choices:

1) The back button on your browser
2) The X at the top right hand corner of your screen
3) The home button on your browser
4) Alt+F4
5) Close your eyes
6) Turn around
7) Turn your computer off
8) Go blind
9) Wear two eye patches or a blindfold
10) Unplug your computer
11) Cut a tree down near your powerlines
12) Walk off a cliff
13) Plant a tree
14) Un-plant a tree
15) Join the peace corp.
16) Join the army
17) Masturbate
18) Have someone masturbate you
19) Nuke your house
20) .......
21) ......

Fill in the rest. See how easy it is to not report a web page just because you find it offensive? How can you find it offensive when you have the ability to avoid looking at it in the first place? Hmmmm....

[91300zxtt]

How can anyone hate Chicago

[93-240SX-COUPE]

Seeing this shit about 99% of the time I try and get in here.

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[orestes]

^^^^^^^^^^^

first time i have been allowed in here in weeks.

[sidewayzS13]

best on was by j spec "fruit on cheese cake" hahahahahahah and yes first time for me to see all of this ill think of my list and post soon

[nissan_240sx]

*holding your shit

*holding your shit at school

*holding your shit at work

*holding your shit in traffic

*dog shit

*running over dog shit

*washing your car, waxing it, etc. and it rains

*rain

*road kill

*people who dont signal, or signal at the very last
moment

*pot holes

*manholes

*speed bumps

*power goes out

*pickles in burgers

*pickles

*onion rings

*altezza lights

*rust

*AIV

*gas prices ($2.91 reg.)

*aluminum wings

*huge stickers

*APC

*CMT

*ABC

*WWE

*neon lights

*dodge neon

*painted stock brake calipers

*bitches

*gold diggers

*daewoo

*accents

*tercels

*elentras

*sonatas

*bazoka subs

*Type R ( its everywhere lol )

*floppy disks

*CD-RWS

*dial up

*cock blockers

*being late

*being early

*waking up late

*waking up early

*bad breath

*chiwawas

*coco puffs

*rice crispies

*relish

*losing your car keys

*losing your wallet

*losing something

*getting locked out of your car

*getting locked out of your car while its running

*people who open thier doors and it hits your car

*finding a dent on your car

*finding a scratch on your car

*shipping costs

*waiting for item

*getting the wrong item

*timing chain rattle

*fax machines

*golf

*cold fries

*vanilla ice cream

*know-it-alls

*narks

*guys who wear tight ass shirts

*colored contact lens

*gothic people

*stingy people

*fucked up people

*racists

*osama bin laden

*AM radio stations

*stealers

*tripping

*hitting your toe on something

*ATM machines not working

*hidden charges

*looknig for a parking space

*tight parking spaces

*no parking spaces

*hub cap spinners

*LED windshield washers

*headaches

*stomachaches

*reality shows

*minimum wage ($5.15 here)

*taxis

*cars who dont stop for bus drivers

*wanna be's

*liars

*shit talkers

*stupid drivers

*drive thru waiting

*automatics that try to sound standard

*braggers

*assholes

*pop-ups

*hot days

*being bored

*waiting in line

*FWD drifters ( it just dosent look right )

*loud annoying nerve recking cracking farting
coffee cans

*pamela anderson

*fat chicks wearing skirts

*chicks with underarm hair

*miles on my car (164K)

*my torn shift boot

*my brown interrior

*the tear on the left of the drivers seat ( i bet you
have that lol )

*stock 240s top speed

*sunroofs ( jk i want one..)

*traffic

*behind a slow car

*stuck behind a slow car

*passangers

*hearing a car double clutching when racing

*ring tone songs

*pennies

*commercials

*that cramp on your foot

*stiff neck

*hangovers

*olives

*raw tomatoes

*getting a ticket

*country music

*punk rock music

*britney spears


*david letterman

*that pimp my ride 240

*weird shit pimp my ride does with the cars ( water fall, picture booth, yoga mat, pop corn maker , shoe rack, doggy bowl, bowling ball polisher , vert ramp, spot lights, grind rail, pool table, kareoke, scented air, etc etc.

*Fila shoes

*G-unit shoes

*wind chimes

*over time

*cutting your nails

*that boger your cant seem to reach

*burn dealers

*punk'd

*ashton

*conan o brian

*owned,OWN3D,0W173D and all those other
variations

we needa bump this thread back up lol
peace

[R.W.240]

This Thread Sucked so I read Maddox for two hours.


Maddox Stallownz.

[orestes]

i dont think either golf or conan obrien suck they are cool

[sidewayzS13]

j spec u hate drifter?
ok here goes a few.
smashing my ring finger today at work

cutting my middle finger the same day today at work

people who ask me the same question 8 times and get the same respose each time and they still dont get the clue

loose pussy

hairy pussy

saggy boobs

cankles

kerry bumper stickers still on peoples cars

looters in new orleans

looters in new orleans that havent been shot yet

the south park movie

CNN

reading court cases

not getting laid for extended periods of time(this is rare)

kids who yell and cry and their parents just ignore them so i have to listen to them

people who dont make their 6 yr old wear a seatbelt

EMO

kids who like Emo

guys who wear girls jeans

girls who dont give blow jobs

the south american kids at my school who think it is polite to yell in the computer lab when im writting papers they have no fucking manners go home south american kids at my school

people who think they are smart and arent

people who argue politics w/ me and have no clue what they are talking about

anatartica

the blue M&M's

popped collars

companies making collared shirts w/ logos under the collar specifically for kids to pop the collar and show the logo( yes it is out of hand)

roy jones jr losing in one round when i spent $60 to see him whoop ass

bad breath

people w/ excessivly small thumbs

ugly girls who come on to me when im drunk

drunk girls who dont leave me alone after i tell them they are ugly and to leave me alone

bands who whine about love and there mean parents in everyone of there songs get over it your life sucks go whine to your dad who ridiculed you for being gay not the rest of the world

ill have more later that was my intro

[nissan_240sx]

Originally Posted by orestes

i dont think either golf or conan obrien suck they are cool

had a bad experience with golf. golfball+head=ouch lol
sometimes conans jokes corny as hell.