what's the biggest thing you've smuggled into a movie theater?

[flatlander757]

Tonight Lindsay, Kendall, Jon, and I went to see "The Longest Yard." We stopped at Rite-Aid to get some candy and stuff to take into the movie. $3.50 for a bag of Skittles that I can buy 1 minute away? Uh-uh. Water is even priced the same as soft drinks($4.00 for a large)!! So we got a big ol' bottle of water at Rite-Aid, it must have been a gallon or so. When we walked into the area that you give the person your ticket, Kendall took my ticket to give to her. I held the water bottle behind my back in plain site to the other 2 or 3 workers out in the lobby as it appeared that I was itching my back to the ticket stub lady. I had it in my right hand, counting on going to the right. But as she took the first ticket up(I think Lindsay's), she told us, "Theater 1 on your left." DRAT! I thought for sure I would get caught. Then Kendall proceeded to hand her both mine and his ticket stubs. As I walked by she was taking up Jon's and that was when I casually slipped the bottle around the front of me at about waist-level while I gave her a short smile to keep eye contact. As I did this I put it in my left hand and realized I was home free!

So far that's the largest object I've taken into the movie theater. Next goal is weinerdog

edit: also, i had sour patch kids in my one pocket, kendal had skittles down his pants, and jon had twizzlers in his pants.

[TexasF355F1]

Beer

[Gotti]

I smoked a spliff inside a theater once. There was only like 8-10 people in the theater, we were sitting at the back, so i sparked it up. Even had a cigarette after lol

[fredjacksonsan]

My brother and I once smuggled in an entire case (24) of 12 ounce(255ml) beer.

[Andydg]

Me and a couple friends each took in a Taco Bell meal. Still in the bag and not under any coats or anything.

[Quickshift]

my friend

[Suislide]

myself.

[tonioseven]

24 hot wing from Buffalo Wild Wing; and a 40 oz. to wash them down with.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Suislide

myself.

Ditto

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

24 hot wing from Buffalo Wild Wing; and a 40 oz. to wash them down with.

That place rocks. A Mickey's I hope?

[drewh4386]

All for of us got in a wendys combo meal. With the drink.

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

That place rocks. A Mickey's I hope?

I think it was Bud

[DVS LT1]

Oh ya!?

Well a buddy and me marched into the SkyDome like 3-4 years ago completely pissed tanked and roudy with a 5L mini-keg in a backpack - we didn't even break stride through the gates or when a grandpa stadium attendant stuck his hand inside the backpack and felt up the lone sweater that was atop the keggar.

He even said jokingly, "you guys don't got any cans in there eh?"

I turned back and said, "only one big one"

STFG!

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

I think it was Bud

Aw, it's all good. Mickey's is just my favorite 40oz. Like $1.20 for the 40oz and $3.50 for a 6-pack of grenades.

[xokayxo]

$1.20 for a 40oz? wow. is that how much they all cost?