He bit my *special area*

[MBTN]

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Out of control little dog.

[BP2K2Max]

i would have punted that thing across the park if he bit me that close to my "special area".

[Andydg]

I'da stomped the shit outa that lil' dog.

[Cyprus106]

hmm... didn't need to hear that.

[91300zxtt]

This is why I hate little dogs. They are all hyperactive yappy little shits. Most big dogs are calm.

[Knifeblade]

Honestly, that dog would still be wonering where he was when he finally landed. I'm still trying to figure out who is crazier, the mutt or the lady, man she's out there!!!!!!!!!

[MBTN]

He bite my vagina two time!

[Knifeblade]

and dog penis, too. He not know me, he bite me when he get crazy. Sheesh!!!!!!!!! That lady is a bigger than little dog. Man, she's gonna get her ass sued, and they got the tape of the hole in the guy's leg. My hat's off to the guy who got attacked , no way would I have been that composed about it. Dog would have been dead, and I'd have filed assault police charge on her [failure to control animal, leading to personal injury].

I'd get a big dog and........well, you can guess the rest, lunchtime.

[Suislide]

you know there ARE other ways to get the dog off of you besides killing it or kicking it.

sick fucks.

[-Jayson-]

Originally Posted by Suislide

you know there ARE other ways to get the dog off of you besides killing it or kicking it.

sick fucks.

no but if a tiny little dog like that has the guts to go up to a full grown man and bite for no reason, im gonna show it why it shouldnt. The dog is obviously very aggressive and it needs to be taught a lesson. A good switft kick knocking it flying through the air should do the trick. If the dog doesnt die, then it will always remember what happens when it bites someone. Also in most counties/cities dogs have a one bite law. If the dog bites one person and the dog is not provoked, the dog is required to be put to sleep by the state. Theres no way around it.

[Suislide]

that's just the thing. if it's a TINY dog attacking you, there are other ways to remove it from your person.

if it were a larger dog attacking you that would actually pose a threat to your life, such as a Rottweiler or Doberman, then i can fully understand doing everything in your power to stop that dog. in fact i was attacked by a doberman myself and was forced to kick it in the snout to stop it from attacking my grandmother who was with me.

but when it's a tiny dog, i don't see the point in killing or seriousley harming the thing when there are other, more humane ways around it.

[ci5ic]

What if it's lots of tiny little dogs attacking.... or maybe half of a large dog? what then?

[ec437]

yeah... what if its a big dog with no legs?

[Jimmiz71]

The size of your dog has nothing to do with the way it behaves.. its all about the dogs temperment and training..
I have a 25lb Jack Russell Terrier,who loves going for car rides, He thinks he owns the passenger seat in my truck... is excellent with children and has never been yippy or Hyperactive.. when i take him hiking he is off his leash.. Listens obediently and has never left my side..
The reason for the dogs missbehavior usually leads back to it's ignorant owner, If you know your dog bites, keep it on a leash and walk it with a muzzle.. and the public park might not be the place for a retarded owner and crotch biting pooch..
-Jimmy

[240SXSlideStar]

Originally Posted by Suislide

if it were a larger dog attacking you that would actually pose a threat to your life, such as a Rottweiler or Doberman,

You're telling me that getting your dick ripped off isn't a threat to your life? How could a guy go on without a dick???