I hate all Nissans

[nalikas]

They are all heavy and ugly. They look like they were formed from a blob of clay. The interiors are complete garbage. They all moan like apes, and the drivers act like gorillas pounding their chests like they have something to prove (The chest pounding Nissan gorilla driver is a good match for the blond bitch Jetta/Beetle driver). The drivers are also non-enthusiasts and are only concerned with straight line 'speed' and not about handling. I drove a 350Z and it felt like a fatty sport sedan (I'm being generous), not a sportscar. The seats were like couches. And what is the deal with these damn Altimas drafting around thinking they're the shit? I came across a 3.5SE Altima and the license plate frame said "Betcha wish ya got tha 3.5". Uhh, no. I do not wish I got any kind of fat, heavy front wheel drive Altima, 3.5 or not. And I see alot of 2.5 "SL" Altimas with chrome 20" RIMZzzzzzzzzzzzzz (KWOME WEEEMZ MANG day bee twunneez). I would rather take the bus than take an Altima for free. Maxima is the same only worse because its even fatter. And then theres the ugly ass Infiniti Q45 with the fricken ginormous headlights. wtf were they thinking!?!? Compensating for something? The M is the opposite and has HUGE (Trump voice 'uge) ass taillights. The G35 coupe is the ultimate poseur machine, and the grill and headlights are wack. It also happens to be incredibly boring to drive. G35 sedan is so boring to even look at so I don't want to comment on it. QX56 is just flat out ugly, a fat typical SUV I want to blow up when it gets in my way. If I was a multimillionaire I would buy all of the QX56s and burn them to the ground. FX doesn't know if it wants to be a car or SUV, and ends up looking like a hippo from the rather large rear-end (same goes for the moo-rano). The exhaust moan is like a hippo farting. POS appliances, the lot of them. I don't even like the Silvias or Skyline GTRs. Give me an MR2 Turbo with better balance and handling over a Silvia, and a lightweight, crisp handling RX7 over the fatty lumbering Skyline. Nissan likes to sue everybody (Nissan.com, Audi's Q, etc), and act all bitchy towards BMW (not that I like modern BMWs either). In conclusion, Nissan is the only Japanese car company I hate. It would be great if the company would cease to exist.

[want a supra]

Well they hate you too.

[slideways...]

im speechless.

you obviously have bad experiences with them but your comments on how an mr2 will beat a silvia or an rx7 will beat a skyline are ignorant at best. an ARTA garaiya stock(with the nissan SR20DE and everything) or a s15 spec R stock will beat an MR2 on any track and an r34 GTR vspec II nur will beat a rx7 spirit R on all but the tightest of tracks.

and nissans suckitude must really be why they are dominating JGTC this year and last year...

[Zachp911]

Originally Posted by nalikas

They are all heavy and ugly. They look like they were formed from a blob of clay. The interiors are complete garbage. They all moan like apes, and the drivers act like gorillas pounding their chests like they have something to prove (The chest pounding Nissan gorilla driver is a good match for the blond bitch Jetta/Beetle driver). The drivers are also non-enthusiasts and are only concerned with straight line 'speed' and not about handling. I drove a 350Z and it felt like a fatty sport sedan (I'm being generous), not a sportscar. The seats were like couches. And what is the deal with these damn Altimas drafting around thinking they're the shit? I came across a 3.5SE Altima and the license plate frame said "Betcha wish ya got tha 3.5". Uhh, no. I do not wish I got any kind of fat, heavy front wheel drive Altima, 3.5 or not. And I see alot of 2.5 "SL" Altimas with chrome 20" RIMZzzzzzzzzzzzzz (KWOME WEEEMZ MANG day bee twunneez). I would rather take the bus than take an Altima for free. Maxima is the same only worse because its even fatter. And then theres the ugly ass Infiniti Q45 with the fricken ginormous headlights. wtf were they thinking!?!? Compensating for something? The M is the opposite and has HUGE (Trump voice 'uge) ass taillights. The G35 coupe is the ultimate poseur machine, and the grill and headlights are wack. It also happens to be incredibly boring to drive. G35 sedan is so boring to even look at so I don't want to comment on it. QX56 is just flat out ugly, a fat typical SUV I want to blow up when it gets in my way. If I was a multimillionaire I would buy all of the QX56s and burn them to the ground. FX doesn't know if it wants to be a car or SUV, and ends up looking like a hippo from the rather large rear-end (same goes for the moo-rano). The exhaust moan is like a hippo farting. POS appliances, the lot of them. I don't even like the Silvias or Skyline GTRs. Give me an MR2 Turbo with better balance and handling over a Silvia, and a lightweight, crisp handling RX7 over the fatty lumbering Skyline. Nissan likes to sue everybody (Nissan.com, Audi's Q, etc), and act all bitchy towards BMW (not that I like modern BMWs either). In conclusion, Nissan is the only Japanese car company I hate. It would be great if the company would cease to exist.

wow you obviously have some issues.

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by slideways...

r34 GTR vspec II nur will beat a rx7 spirit R on all but the tightest of tracks.

Have you seen the moteg showdown? The R rapes the V-spec. But it depends are you talking about the Nur 450 whp or the Nur 280 whp.

Back to the point wow you really have issues with nissan lol.

[drunken monkey]

guys.
you should all know better than to respond to an obvious troll.

mods? ban the chap, delete the post etc etc.

[flatlander757]

why should he be banned? this is a "Cars I love/CARS I HATE" forum. it's your guys' fault if you take offense. he's just venting.

i agree with some of what he says. mainly the SUVs being ugly. and a fair amount of nissan 350z owners are asshats around here. theres a guy who lives around the corner from me with a white G35 and a blue G35(one is the base model and the other is the top end one. i believe one is RWD and the other is AWD) and he is a piss-ant. he doesn't know squat about cars, just that his make him look richer than he is(ultimate poser machine! lol). he has those two cars, and lives in a small one story brick house with two dalmatians and some woman stupid enough to live with him.

the hippo farting comment had me giggling

[drunken monkey]

er.... because his opinion is based on half assumptions of less than 1/4 of cars that nissan produce.

nissan drivers being arses?
what has that got to do with nissan?
interiors garbage? which is still better than most american cars.
straight line speed and no handling? sounds like what they say about the mustang/viper/insert typical american car.
seats like couches? er.... recaros in the skylines are couches?
mr2 turbo being better balance and handling than a 200sx?
is that the same mr2 turbo that was frequently seen spinning on not even remotely wet round-abouts?

[jcsaleen]

Mods bump it to stress relief...

[flatlander757]

i didnt know we had a forum for that. i agree most of his reasons are BS. i love the 300zx TT, i'd love to own one some day(along with my camaro of course!). sorry i got on a rant that made it seem like a-holes drive nissans, i just hate the guy. he flipped out on me one time when i was walking my dog "too close to the car." i was at least 7ft away.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by nalikas

They are all heavy and ugly. They look like they were formed from a blob of clay. The interiors are complete garbage. They all moan like apes, and the drivers act like gorillas pounding their chests like they have something to prove (The chest pounding Nissan gorilla driver is a good match for the blond bitch Jetta/Beetle driver). The drivers are also non-enthusiasts and are only concerned with straight line 'speed' and not about handling. I drove a 350Z and it felt like a fatty sport sedan (I'm being generous), not a sportscar. The seats were like couches. And what is the deal with these damn Altimas drafting around thinking they're the shit? I came across a 3.5SE Altima and the license plate frame said "Betcha wish ya got tha 3.5". Uhh, no. I do not wish I got any kind of fat, heavy front wheel drive Altima, 3.5 or not. And I see alot of 2.5 "SL" Altimas with chrome 20" RIMZzzzzzzzzzzzzz (KWOME WEEEMZ MANG day bee twunneez). I would rather take the bus than take an Altima for free. Maxima is the same only worse because its even fatter. And then theres the ugly ass Infiniti Q45 with the fricken ginormous headlights. wtf were they thinking!?!? Compensating for something? The M is the opposite and has HUGE (Trump voice 'uge) ass taillights. The G35 coupe is the ultimate poseur machine, and the grill and headlights are wack. It also happens to be incredibly boring to drive. G35 sedan is so boring to even look at so I don't want to comment on it. QX56 is just flat out ugly, a fat typical SUV I want to blow up when it gets in my way. If I was a multimillionaire I would buy all of the QX56s and burn them to the ground. FX doesn't know if it wants to be a car or SUV, and ends up looking like a hippo from the rather large rear-end (same goes for the moo-rano). The exhaust moan is like a hippo farting. POS appliances, the lot of them. I don't even like the Silvias or Skyline GTRs. Give me an MR2 Turbo with better balance and handling over a Silvia, and a lightweight, crisp handling RX7 over the fatty lumbering Skyline. Nissan likes to sue everybody (Nissan.com, Audi's Q, etc), and act all bitchy towards BMW (not that I like modern BMWs either). In conclusion, Nissan is the only Japanese car company I hate. It would be great if the company would cease to exist.

All I see is "blah blah blah I'm a big fucking idiot." You may not like the cars but going after the people who own them?

My mom owns an Altima and I must say it's one of the funnest cars I've driven. It's good looking, good gas milage, and not a bad performance buy.

As for the 3.5 I take it you've raced a few and lost big time. I know a guy that had a 427 put in his truck and he lost to a 3.5. It was pretty funny stuff.

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by flatlander757

i didnt know we had a forum for that.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...play.php?f=661

[Zachp911]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

All I see is "blah blah blah I'm a big fucking idiot."

LMAO!

[pouncer]

add a tail to the FX and it kinda does resemble a hippo. hahaha

[ra227]

To each his own I guess. Even though you probably could have said it in a better way that would make yourself sound not so ignorant. I have not read one review that says the 350Z handles as bad as you say it does...actually haven't read a bad review about its handling period. As far as the rim thing goes, there are idiots with all types of lower end cars with big ass rims, rather American or Import. But the same thing you say about 350 owners I used to think about Mustang owners,even though some still piss me off...whole other topic, the few often mess it up for the majority. You can't make broad generalizations because you usually end up being wrong and making an ass out of yourself.