More Poohtang Pie Please

[CBFryman]

The Refrigertator, i mean shit box, i mean Scion xB took a hit last night...

Ok well first story.

For thoes who participared in my xB thread on the non specific form..you where right...no roasting of the tires, even if you try

My brother was visiting, and we had just gotten back from my grandparents 50th anaversery (sp) and so we deicded on subway. so my brother and i take the scion, pop in his new CD...like country music about being rich and shit, i forget the name, i had heard the songe but i forget the name of the group and all

anyway, there is a little back road that is about 1/4mile long to get to subway or you can go the normal way in traffic, i thought i would see what it had, so before i go around the corner i downshift to 1st (from drive, its an auto), and did i mention it had just stoped raining, and as soon as i slow to 10mph and hten begin to roll though a puddle i floor it, about a second for the converter to unlock and....














nothing it took of like it normaly would have in drive on dry cement. without the upshift that is. so i slow to a stop and try agian, this time power braking, i didnt feel like draging my rear tires with the e-brake.
still...nothing, just a harder launch...

ok so this car has that beastly 108 bhp which offically sucks.





now for the race



next we where out headed back from block buster (white noise, s-u-c-k-s)

i pull up next to a new GTO...

still had the dealer tags ands its a middle aged guy with 2 kids in the back...

so im like "vroom"

and he is like " "

and im like "Vrooom"

and he is like "

and im like "VROOOOOOM"

and he is like " " "VROMROMROMROMROM"

and then im like " "

and he is like " "

and then im like " "

and then the light is like "green"

and im like "VROOOOM, VROOOM" "chirp"

then im like " "

and hten he is like " " "i took of normal"

and then im like "hey your ahead of me"

and then my brother is like " "

and then im like "tat iz teh tit3 4 shiz mah c@r iz $0 fst nd u b3at meh, you B Spryin...R!C3"

[drewh4386]

So im like Whoa! Dude, where my race?

Yeah you were rice that time. unless you wanted to get beat.

[CBFryman]

lol, good times trying to get much faster cars to race you while in the shit mobiles....

[illegal_eagle187]

lol funny stuff

[caviman69]

WOW did you actually race or what. I didnt really understand what was going on. Maybe im just not up to date with the new lingo.

[mason_RsX]

I think he chirped tires...but did he go anywhere?

and I see you've come to realize the awesome power of 1.5L...at least on the street you can brag u get better fuel economy than him...

[Drifty]

lol funny

[-Jayson-]

tell them you want to do an edurance race, who can go the farthest on a single tank of gas.

[CBFryman]

not a bad idea...lmao "foo i race you, we get on I-75 and go, whoever gets the furthest off of one tank of gas wins"

problem is he would get so far ahead of me he could refule and id never know it...lmao.

[street_racer_00]

Haha...I shit my pants at the yugo icon...oh and by the way, I think the name of the song is "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich...they are gay.

[Underground_Killah]

that officially has won my nomination for the "funniest post on af in 2005" awards coming in january!

[Rally Sport]

Very funny

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by CBFryman

not a bad idea...lmao "foo i race you, we get on I-75 and go, whoever gets the furthest off of one tank of gas wins"

problem is he would get so far ahead of me he could refule and id never know it...lmao.

it just keeps get worse..


Thats not fair cause you're gonna watch me speed ahead while you cruise along conserving gas. cheater.

[CBFryman]

Originally Posted by street_racer_00

Haha...I shit my pants at the yugo icon...oh and by the way, I think the name of the song is "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich...they are gay.

ya, big and rich... some of the songs are ok but others are kinda stupid, they are like a kid rock remake... "i wanna be a cow boy bahbay, with top let down and the sun shine shining, cow boy bahbay, spend all my time at hollywood and vine"



i got a nomination...SWEET.

[-The Stig-]

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