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06-17-2005, 03:17 PM
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Joke: What DO they do for fun?
So I'm driving in the middle nowhere, Kansas, and I pull through a tiny little town on a dusty road that I couldn't BELIEVE still existed. The only buildings there were a house and a log wood store that actually read General Store. There's this old man with a long beard and ragged farm clothes sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair. I hopped out of my car and approached the man.
"What do you do for fun around here?" I asked. He replied with, "Oh we don't do nothin' but hunt and fuck." I half smiled. Then in an attempt to deter uncomfortable silence after that comment said, "Well, what do you hunt?" "Somethin' to fuck."
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06-17-2005, 03:42 PM
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Re: Joke: What DO they do for fun?
 thats pretty good.
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06-17-2005, 05:55 PM
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Re: Joke: What DO they do for fun?
Yikes.
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06-17-2005, 06:45 PM
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Re: Joke: What DO they do for fun?
Whoa...
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06-17-2005, 06:46 PM
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uhhh....
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06-17-2005, 07:27 PM
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Re: Joke: What DO they do for fun?
ehh
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06-17-2005, 10:42 PM
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Re: Joke: What DO they do for fun?
It's Kansas, doesn't surprise me. This is probably not even a joke, it's more like a true story.
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06-17-2005, 11:36 PM
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 I mean... 
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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06-18-2005, 12:37 AM
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06-18-2005, 01:12 AM
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06-18-2005, 03:43 PM
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Re: Joke: What DO they do for fun?
was his name buck?
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