Smurfs

[sidewayzS13]

I know its stupid but a friend asked me today what i thought Smurfs tasted like. so i started thinking about it and i think they would have tasted kinda like Cotton candy. then i started thinking about the cartoon and what the cartoon was actually about. and came to the conclusion that the smurfs were homosexual Marxist. what do u guys think?

[BP2K2Max]

i think smurfette would get it.

[-The Stig-]

I'll smurfing smurf your smurf so smurf... you'll be smurf for days. Then, I'm going to smurf on your smurf till I can't smurf no more! And you're going to smurfing smurf it! - Papa Smurf to Smurfette

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[TexasF355F1]

Turn around Smurfette, it's time for Smurffy Style cuz I like to Smurf from the back.

[sidewayzS13]

itrs always all about smurfette. she never got any all the smurfs were gay

[sivic02]

Id be lying if I said it would be the first time I ever had sex with an extremely short blue chick who lived in a land of tiny gay blue guys.

[SupremeCutlass]

But who hasn't?

[Cl0ak]

Me and a few friends were debating one night about whether or not smurfette got any ass from the smurfs or if they gangbanged her, I figured we were the only retards that thought of things like that.

[Franko914]

Originally Posted by Cl0ak

Me and a few friends were debating one night about whether or not smurfette got any ass from the smurfs or if they gangbanged her, I figured we were the only retards that thought of things like that.

A bit obvious, ain't it? The answer is "NO" otherwise the smurfs wouldn't have blue balls, right?

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by Cl0ak

Me and a few friends were debating one night about whether or not smurfette got any ass from the smurfs or if they gangbanged her, I figured we were the only retards that thought of things like that.

Naw, more retards (me and my friends) have often wondered the same thing

[CivRacer95]

I'm curious to know how they all produced if Smurfette is the only female? Either she's loose as a goose or there's some Mother Smurf that we have never seen who has given birth to every single smurf there.

[Jonno]

Ok, now I have read everything on the internet....

[raysoh8]

only on af do you have people discussing if smurfs had sexual intercouse

[Cyprus106]

" Anyway, the long and short of it is that via magical smurfy smurf love Smurfette was made a real Smurf. And her hair turned blonde, so's you’d know she was good. Another interesting point is that Smurfette has never been with child. Yeah, Baby Smurf showed up, but Baby Smurfs have been showing up for years without her. From what I can tell, they magically appear under a mushroom every blue moon. This cyclical reproduction process, along with all the other facts, has led me to one and only one conclusion: Smurfs are a rare and magical type of asexual fungus."


If the smurfs were communist, they probably taste like a strange combination of cuban cigars and vodka.

If they were marxist, they probably taste like bullshit.

[Jonno]

Originally Posted by Cyprus106

" Anyway, the long and short of it is that via magical smurfy smurf love Smurfette was made a real Smurf. And her hair turned blonde, so's you’d know she was good. Another interesting point is that Smurfette has never been with child. Yeah, Baby Smurf showed up, but Baby Smurfs have been showing up for years without her. From what I can tell, they magically appear under a mushroom every blue moon. This cyclical reproduction process, along with all the other facts, has led me to one and only one conclusion: Smurfs are a rare and magical type of asexual fungus."


If the smurfs were communist, they probably taste like a strange combination of cuban cigars and vodka.

If they were marxist, they probably taste like bullshit.

Or if they were apart of the AF community, they probably were easily amused. Seriously, has anyone gained anything outta this thread? Entertained at all?








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