Ricer citation... not exactly a joke but I plan on making it one

[flatlander757]

First off, last night I was reading the street racing part of AF, and in the thread titled opinions needed ec437 posted this image:

Well, it has inspired me to start writing them up for cars in my student parkinglot/wherever the hell I deem a citation necessary Just today I filled one out and stuck it under the windshield of a typical non-uniform shades of primer black, fart trumpet exhaust, 19" wheels, cut springs, huge wing, and blacked out headlights and taillights, and a clusterfuck of stickers for stuff like NOS, GReddy, and JDM(lol). I really wish I thought to take a pic of the car with the citation in the wiper. Let's turn this into and ongoing joke... who can write citations for the most ricers and post pics of them on the windshield to prove it?

Whos with me?

[ec437]

Originally Posted by flatlander757

First off, last night I was reading the street racing part of AF, and in the thread titled opinions needed ec437 posted this image:

Well, it has inspired me to start writing them up for cars in my student parkinglot/wherever the hell I deem a citation necessary Just today I filled one out and stuck it under the windshield of a typical non-uniform shades of primer black, fart trumpet exhaust, 19" wheels, cut springs, huge wing, and blacked out headlights and taillights, and a clusterfuck of stickers for stuff like NOS, GReddy, and JDM(lol). I really wish I thought to take a pic of the car with the citation in the wiper. Let's turn this into and ongoing joke... who can write citations for the most ricers and post pics of them on the windshield to prove it?

Whos with me?

hehe

[flatlander757]

"hehe" - does that mean you're with me on this conquest to show how stupid they really are?

and im glad you posted that when you did, today was the last day of school im gonna do it all next year LOL.

[ec437]

Originally Posted by flatlander757

"hehe" - does that mean you're with me on this conquest to show how stupid they really are?

and im glad you posted that when you did, today was the last day of school im gonna do it all next year LOL.

heck yes. (d'oh! incognito napoleon reference) Unfortunately people around here have too much money to drive rice mobiles, but I'm sure I won't have trouble finding any around where I work

[flatlander757]

if you have a walmart, sonic, or autozone, there will be ricers sooner or later

forgot to add:
im going to photoshop that citation and change a few of the things and add some, such as outrageous paintjobs, being primer in color, and fart trumpet exhaust(i read that term somewhere and made me giggle, i love it more than fart can now haha).

[flatlander757]

Here's MY version of it. It covers a bit more

[ec437]

Originally Posted by flatlander757

Here's MY version of it. It covers a bit more

HEY now. My bimmer came from the factory with a single cylinder bank and dual exhaust. lol

[flatlander757]

lol...

*starts writing*

heh, JK. it goes more for aftermarket exhausts i would guess. but bimmers are actually quick.

[slideways...]

so does an s2000 and a tsx

[ec437]

you know.... I found some fitting examples while on my lunch break yesterday. I didn't touch their cars though for fear of getting shot, I mean hey, that's what you get when you work in NE portland.... lol

[flatlander757]

Originally Posted by slideways...

so does an s2000 and a tsx

the S2000 has a powerband so narrow its basically useless unless you buy it for handling and i honestly dont know much about the tsx.

[ec437]

Originally Posted by flatlander757

the S2000 has a powerband so narrow its basically useless unless you buy it for handling and i honestly dont know much about the tsx.

erm... I beg to differ?

[flatlander757]

i honestly wouldn't mind owning one, but they have like.... zero torque.

look at this article: http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/ro...0403scc_s2000/

and click on the dyno graph. it doesn't wake up til close to 6000rpm.

it has a 0-60mph of 6.4 sec. the 1/4 mile is a decent 14.4, about what my car does(or would do, i have 192k miles on mine lol). for 30k it's not worth it.


now... BACK ON TOPIC!

if i get a break while im at work tonight, i think ill head over to walmart and spot some rice to leave a citation

[slideways...]

i just ignore ricers
to me they are just like adolescent kids with adhd
you feed them if you give them attention
they are the same in my mind as any other ignorant person.

[RedLightning]

Or you could place these on a ricer's car.



I think civracer95 did that.