Old joke but still funny.

[Officer Redneck]

Bob is sitting in his recliner waiting for the Daytona 500 to start when he notices a huge Gorilla sitting in his tree. Thinking "I can't have this thing in my yard, it would scare off everybody." Bob looks threw the yellow pages and sure enough, there's a Gorilla removal service in town. So Bob gives the company a call and Jim says no problem, i'll be right over. Jim pulls up to the house, opens the back of the van and hands Bob a shotgun and a net then pulls out a big stick and a really pissed off Chihuahua.(sp?) They procede to walk to the back yard where Jim says "This will be no problem." He hands Bob the net and shotgun while the dog walks over and sits in front of the tree. Bob asks, "Hold on a second, I understand the shotgun the net and I kinda understand the stick, but whats with the dog. Jim says, "Tell ya what were gonna do. I'm gonna climb up this tree and poke the Gorilla with this stick until he falls out of the tree. When he hits the ground, the Chihuahua is gonna bite him on the nuts and then you throw the net over him. Done." Bob says, "Ok, what do I do with the shotgun?" Jim says, "If I fall out of the tree, Shoot that fuckin' Chihuahua!!!"

[thecackster]

i'm so bored, it kinda woke me up...thanks!

[Igovert500]

LOL...nice

[drewh4386]

sub par. it was ok.