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06-15-2005, 01:24 PM
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Check for Fitment First!
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. After the man sits down and orders a drink, the monkey quickly hops off and starts causing a bit of a ruckus. He grabs a fistfull of bar nuts and quickly eats all of them. He picks up a quarter from the bar and scarfs that down too. Then, he jumps to the pool table, picks up the queue ball and swallows it whole. t this the bartender says, "Sir, your monkey just ate my queue ball!" The man looks over at the monkey and replys, "Yeah, he eats everything. Sorry about that, Here's some money for the queue ball." And he promptly leaves.
A week later the man comes back with the monkey in tow. After he sits down and orders the monkey again hops off, grabs a maraschino cherry, sticks it up his ass, pulls it back out and eats it. The bartender, surprised and slightly disgusted, tells the man, "your monkey just stuck a cherry up it's ass and then ate it!" "Oh yeah," the man says, "ever since he ate that pool ball he he tests everything before he eats it."
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06-15-2005, 01:32 PM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
Yuck!!
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06-15-2005, 02:19 PM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
OH man...thats pretty good...
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06-15-2005, 04:11 PM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
 <---literally my computer screen is now dripping
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06-15-2005, 04:29 PM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
OMG, nice one.
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06-15-2005, 05:13 PM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
Very funny
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06-15-2005, 05:24 PM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
Haha, thats great!
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06-16-2005, 03:56 AM
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Re: Check for Fitment First!
lmao, thats awesome. Crazy little monkey
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