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06-15-2005, 10:28 AM
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Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday." I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember.my Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?" I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"she Said, "let's Go To My Apartment." After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back." "ok." I Nervously Replied. She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday". And I Just Sat There... On The Couch... Naked.
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06-15-2005, 02:34 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
haha yeah good joke, I posted that on here awhile back
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06-15-2005, 05:05 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
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06-15-2005, 05:20 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
That gives me the chills. So funny.
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06-15-2005, 06:22 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
 That joke just made my day.
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06-15-2005, 06:25 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
Lmfao
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06-15-2005, 07:00 PM
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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06-15-2005, 08:31 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)
i love it
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06-15-2005, 08:34 PM
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Man..if that happend to me i'd say "THE SECRETARY SAID SHE WAS GOING TO PUT ON SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE!" and run out the apartment like a maniac then drive home, lol.
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Still funny though 
Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple 
