New Evening Classes For Men

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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counselors available

[Cyprus106]

I think I could stand a refresher course or two in some of those... Of course, my original post was "Screw that! I don't need to learn crap." Damn that growing up thing...

[drewh4386]

I'm lost. I don't need classes.

[Jonno]

Its not that I don't know how to do those things, its just that I don't want to. Theres a difference.

[Igovert500]

I don't know...this all sounds like new-age witchcraft to me....

[dugie6551]

I do not need any classes ... I got married !!!

Now I am constantly reminded of how to do things !!

[Oz]

Czeck bride no answer back Komrade fucking.

[pickle]

That went around my old work and one of the guys I sat next to rewrote it.

NEW EVENING LIFESTYLE CLASSES FOR WOMEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO WOMAN ONLY

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Go to water tap and fill tray then go to freezer. While you are at freezer
you may as well open the fridge and grab another beer for your man

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
They shouldn’t! so remember to replace them when your man has left
the toilet, while there you may as well clean the toilet bowl. You wouldn’t want
your mother-in-law to barf on the type of food you cook for dear husband

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Please remember to add theses two tasks to your daily chores

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
If they fly to the kitchen sink then make sure you catch it first, otherwise
you will have to buy some more dishes / silverware to replace the ones that you
have just broken

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Try wearing a schoolgirls uniform next time

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Just try and do the best you can. Maybe having stick me stuck on your forehead

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
You decide, your man is busy watching T.V. with the almost empty beer can
that you are about to replace

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HIM FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
As they will be returned to you as a gift the following morning

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Try a dieting a bit more, perhaps do an aerobics class before you
shower and feed your man breakfast

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS HE PARALLEL PARKS?
Us men don’t care just keep your mouth shut and all will be fine

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Treat your mother-in-law with utmost respect, as if she is sick from stress, your man
will have no cake. Meaning you will have to go to the bakery, since his mums
baking tastes better

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Just remember to bring cellphone. Therefore your man can ring you
to grab more food and beer when he has run out

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Otherwise you will have to sleep in the kennel with the dog you brought him for
Christmas (he is too drunk to hear anything)

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Its ok, most woman make mistakes, just be happy and live one day at a time.

[uranium235powered]

Pickle, I love the edited one...hhahhahaha!

[Cyprus106]

lol i love the directions one. it has nothign to do with anything!