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Lil Joke
Oz just reminded me of a joke i heard and i didn't want to highjack a rant thread
SO ok you go through life and it sucks and then what you die at the end as an added bonus. I think the whole life process is backwards. You should die first and get it over with. next you spend the next few years being taken car of in a nursing home Work for 40 years. Go to college do drugs drink a lot and have lots of sex become a little kid, have worries play around spend your last 9 months floating and end off as an orgasm I LIKE IT!
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Re: Lil Joke
ehh, I dunno.
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Re: Lil Joke
old....i would be suprised if this wasnt a repost.
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So you can own your Mercedes-benz at the prime of your life...
Sounds like a merc ad.
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Re: Lil Joke
Still, sounds pretty good if you think about it.
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Re: Lil Joke
Sounds good to me. But that was SO not a joke.
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Re: Lil Joke
Well ya know, check the title....Lil Joke....as in VERY little!!
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Re: Lil Joke
yeah well when i posted it i had had a little too much to drink
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Horsepower is how fast you go into the wall. Torque is how much of the wall you take with you. Quote: Originally Posted by YogsVR4 Everyone gets only one birthday anyway. We come out and about half of us spend a good portion of the rest of our lives trying to get back in. |
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Re: Lil Joke
sounds good.
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Re: Lil Joke
Your dad's orgasm...
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Re: Lil Joke
^^^ gotta agree. After living my whole life, I dont think I wanna experience that. In fact, I know I don't. That's not how I want to end. gross. you're just sick, you sick ass sicko.
sick.
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Re: Lil Joke
i've been accused of that before. Nothing new
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Re: Lil Joke
u fucked that joke to death... :/
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