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Lil Joke

Oz just reminded me of a joke i heard and i didn't want to highjack a rant thread
SO ok you go through life and it sucks and then what you die at the end as an added bonus.
I think the whole life process is backwards.
You should die first and get it over with.
next you spend the next few years being taken car of in a nursing home
Work for 40 years.
Go to college do drugs drink a lot and have lots of sex
become a little kid, have worries play around
spend your last 9 months floating
and end off as an orgasm
I LIKE IT!
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Re: Lil Joke

ehh, I dunno.
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Re: Lil Joke

old....i would be suprised if this wasnt a repost.
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:53 AM
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So you can own your Mercedes-benz at the prime of your life...


Sounds like a merc ad.
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Re: Lil Joke

Still, sounds pretty good if you think about it.
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Re: Lil Joke

Sounds good to me. But that was SO not a joke.
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Re: Lil Joke

Well ya know, check the title....Lil Joke....as in VERY little!!
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Re: Lil Joke

yeah well when i posted it i had had a little too much to drink
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Re: Lil Joke

sounds good.
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Re: Lil Joke

Your dad's orgasm...









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Re: Lil Joke

^^^ gotta agree. After living my whole life, I dont think I wanna experience that. In fact, I know I don't. That's not how I want to end. gross. you're just sick, you sick ass sicko.













sick.
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Re: Lil Joke

i've been accused of that before. Nothing new
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Re: Lil Joke

u fucked that joke to death... :/
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u fucked that joke to death... :/
The only funny thing in this thread.
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Re: Re: Lil Joke

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Yeah, but your Dad is younger than you are and you're going to die first.

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