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06-13-2005, 09:54 AM
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The Amazing Claude!
It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theater. 
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06-13-2005, 11:12 AM
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Re: The Amazing Claude!
 
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06-13-2005, 11:42 AM
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Re: The Amazing Claude!
Plug your nose and run!
*plugs nose and runs away*
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06-13-2005, 11:55 AM
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Re: The Amazing Claude!
Well, I thought that was more amusing than the other thread where some guy goes around kicking another guy in his testicles, and they thought THAT was funny
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06-13-2005, 02:54 PM
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Re: The Amazing Claude!
 Not what i expected for an ending at all.and Knifeblade_03 that guy is pretty damn funny, especially since it was referenced on Family Guy
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06-13-2005, 04:39 PM
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Re: The Amazing Claude!
Haha, thats funny. Whered you find it?
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06-13-2005, 09:52 PM
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Re: The Amazing Claude!
at first I was like Claude van damm...hehe
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