I Feel Like Less of A Man...Adults Only Please...

[solaris=amazing]

Hey guys, it's been awhile since i posted on these forums...been to damn busy at work and stuff. Anyway, here goes..

Yesterday it was a good friends birthday, my brother and friend planned a trip to a strip club....yay.. Lol, this guys face lit up like i cannot describe.. He was happy... Me, i like strip clubs and all, but honestly the way i see it, you've been to one and you've been to them all pretty much. It was a good time nonetheless.

Now, me...i was up since 6am...worked all day, and was dead tired pretty much. Going out alone was a struggle for me..i didn't even drive i was so tired. So at the club, i get 3 beers ($7 each)..just chillin, watching all the fine ass. Now, me, the b-day boy, and 3 other friends get into the vip corner-which is pretty much right on the stage.

My brother asked which one i liked, i told him which one..and he waves at her to come over....oh boy... My bud gave the stripper $$ for me to get into a private booth to get a hot lap dance. This girl was drop dead bangin...SMOKING.. As in Shakira hott...

Everything good right..... This is where i start to feel like a schmuck... This girl was riding me hard... It was hot. The major problem i had though was that i could not get excited for her to FEEL i liked her...i felt like such an ass. She was whispering in my ear "oh baby...you don't like me..?!?"... I told her that wasn't it, she is beautiful..but i was worn out....completely if you get me drift (due to activities earlier/think "there's something about mary"..lol)..

Either way, the lap dance lasted like 5 minutes..it was great, she was the most gorgeaous girl i've had sit on my lap. But afterwards i felt so shitty cause i couldn't get it hard for her...not even alittle...i was totally spent from earlier.....

Another big factor here was the fact that i had to take a wicked piss from all the beer i drank... WHILE i was getting this intense lap dance.

PS, i feel as if i was with a chick that didn't do it for me. BUT THAT'S NOT the case, this girl was smokin, and if i didn't flog the dolphin earlier....and had so many damn beers..i would have made her KNOW that i was enjoying it... I feel like a real wimp because of this whole thing.

[littleannie]

ohh don't feel so bad. i'm sure it happens to the best of us (well not me, as i don't have penis) which really makes me a bad candidate to give you advice. you know why you couldn't, she was getting paid, so i don't think she cares. all i can say is go back when ur less tired/drunk etc and show her your new found appreciation.

[solaris=amazing]

Thanks..

See, for some of us guys..once we have "done our business" (ie whack it..or had sex) we're pretty much walking zombies..

Lol, yeah thats it..i was a limp, walking-drunk zombie that had to take a piss while i was getting torn up.. Seriously though, i know i shouldn't stress about it..but i do..

[sivic02]

Welp, we figured it out, your obviously gay. j/k

Its happened to us all before, mr happy should be happy but he doesnt stay that way. Dont worry about it so much. Personally I am far from a walking zombie after sex but quit "flogging the dolphin" so damn much!

[drewh4386]

Less working. More sex.





use perscription at own risk. I am by no means a doctor.
thank you.

[Toksin]

I'm sorry, you have penile cancer.

Your dick is going to fall off and you are going to die.

[MBTN]

LOL. If you got hard, you would have wanted to pound her cunt, but they don't let you do that to strippers. Besides it's a cock tease anyway. So good thing you didn't get hard, it would have been 10x worse.

[Andydg]

I've never gotten it up during a lap dance at a club...ever. But I have gotten it up when friends (girls) give me a lap dance...I dunno why it's like that but it is.

[sivic02]

Originally Posted by Andydg

I've never gotten it up during a lap dance at a club...ever. But I have gotten it up when friends (girls) give me a lap dance...I dunno why it's like that but it is.

Well thats more simple to answer, your obviously gay.


j/k

[BleedDodge]

You work like a man, you get tired. It's understandable. Think of it that way.

[Gotti]

Yeah its all good... i'm the same way. If i drink too much my tool is out of service

[solaris=amazing]

Thanks alot guys. That is weird Andydg..the thing about easily getting hard for your girl-friends, same here man....except i never got a lap dance from them, they always tease me though.

Hey, atleast this stripper was going banana's over my cologne.....

Obsession.....do it....DO IT..

[Cyprus106]

dude it's a stripper. They have no soul anyways. rofl... No big deal. Man I'll tell ya our package is wierd. When you really really want to sometimes you can't. When you' gotta piss, when you're tired, too cold, all that bullshit. It's really no big deal. don't give it a second thought. just check your hair for... uum... gell... before you go out next time.

[TexasF355F1]

Strip clubs are such a waste of money. Been to a total of 3 and yep they're all the same. A few weeks ago, for my friends Bachlor party we were suppose to go to Rice Village (a strip of nicer, up-scale bars here in Houston) b/c the girls really weren't down with us taking him to one let alone some of my buddies fiances not down with them going.

To make a long story short, we went to a all nude club, $25 bucks to get in but it's B.Y.O.B. The night was fun and all, but strip clubs are just such a waste of money to see a bunch of skanks prancing around. Don't feel like less of a man, sometimes you are so tired/drunk not even a hands on grab could get you excited.

[slammedscion]

how old are you? mabye your just old and you need viagra j/k. Sometimes i wouldnt be able to get up after 12-15hrs of working straight its no big deal.