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Old 06-12-2005, 09:19 AM
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Just a lil joke, reminds me of some mods....

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?", he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 06-12-2005, 09:50 AM
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Run, run for your life. Poor guy.
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Re: Just a lil joke, reminds me of some mods....

Me run no way I am to fat to run...lol
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Awwwww!!
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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Thats messed up. But I am curious as to the mods he refers too in the title?


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Hahhahah....Initially I thought it was her son.
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Re: Just a lil joke, reminds me of some mods....

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Hahhahah....Initially I thought it was her son.
ummm he did state...

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After a long night of making love,
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But I am curious as to the mods he refers too in the title?

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Re: Just a lil joke, reminds me of some mods....

well as a guy, if you're gonna sleep with a guy, I guess its best to do it with one that has boobs and a vagina.
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