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Old 06-08-2005, 01:29 PM
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Ok, I went to the DMV today, waited for 4 fucking hours, then took my test and failed. The bitch told me that it is too hot, so i opened a window and turned on air conditioning. Then I go on a little parking lot with cones and looks like a road. Here is an image of what I did as I did not see how exactly the road goes.
She failed me for going straight and then turn, even though Irelized I was going wrong and turned into my lane before the yellow lines.
I was pissed! I was like the best driver there, drove better than everyone else, very smoothly and all (manual tranny). The bitch also has a reputation of fucking with people. I just wanted to do some GTA style, just run her over and then back up and run her over agiain.
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I didn't think it was possible to fail a driving test...
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:48 PM
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Re: Failed

Just go back and pass the next time.

I've heard of testers failing someone for not signalling in the parking lot.
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:55 PM
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Re: Re: Failed

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I've heard of testers failing someone for not signalling in the parking lot.
Although that is pretty annoying, I have been cut off many times because they didn't indicate, then wait till I start to move, then go. I always give it a fair bit of gas when I leave from being cut off, my car is loud enough to let them know that I am pissed off.
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:59 PM
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I showed blinkers and all, just went a few feet off for a yard or so. I have appointment in 2 weeks, so ill take it then. Everyone was surprised that I did not pass, since I am a good driver. I drove so carefully and for such a small mistake was failed. What a nice birthday gift.
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Don't feel too bad, I was failed the first time as well by a bitchy old woman. The upside is I got a hot chick the next time around.
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Re: Re: Failed

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This is the first time I have ever heard of anyone failing a driving test, I think that means you shouldnt be on the road. No offense.
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I am a good driver, careful, that day (until I left) out of like 6 people one dude passed. The DMV lady is just always anal. She needs to like get laid or something.
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I am a good driver, careful, that day (until I left) out of like 6 people one dude passed. The DMV lady is just always anal. She needs to like get laid or something.
Well next time you take it if you have her, just go pull around to the back of the building and put on some barry white... give her the A game and youll get your liscense for sure!
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Re: Failed

Primus comes to mind..
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Actually this makes me happy to know that people do fail. Although, they still give licenses to complete morons.
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Re: Failed

And you are WRONG about people not passing, at the DMV, here you are either pretty good at dick sucking (or pussy) or make NO mistakes at all to get a license.
Agree about giving licens to people who cant drive. The guy who passed (he was with a diff person) could not drive stick (shoock every time he stopped and then drove) and still got a license. They did not even test if he could go to a stop on a hill and then go without rolling ( i talked to him).
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You must have a weird DMV if they make you drive a stick shift. I know I would have failed right off cuz I can't drive stick at all. Normally, they test you in automatics. If at first you don't succeed, get really fucking pissed off and try again.
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Put it in first to start, then shift to second, and stay there.
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Re: Failed

No you don't have to drive it, I was driving it because my car is manual. You can take it in automatic as well. But it doesn't really matter, if you make a lil mistake with that biatch, you failed. Also she did not like it too much, 16year old kid, driving a stick shift in a car featured in gay F&F with an aftermarket shiftknob (stock one cracked all around ), also there have been 2 accidents with death in the last 2 days, the drivers of the cars were 16 too, so DMV are really stricked to people like me.
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