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Old 04-16-2002, 10:03 AM
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For the US taxpayer

1. Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:
They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.

2. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

3. What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.

4. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.

5. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.

6. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.

7. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.













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Old 04-16-2002, 10:14 AM
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pretty good....pretty good. especially becuase i work for lawyers.
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Old 04-16-2002, 01:06 PM
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those are pretty good.. I like the post off IRS one the best
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US=IRS
NZ=IRD

Both=A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!
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US=IRS
NZ=IRD

Both=A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!
I'll second that
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