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Old 06-02-2005, 10:55 AM
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No more midgets

It is my deepest regret to report that all the midgets have died.

As most regular members here know, fellow moderator crayzayjay used to have a signature with the amount of midgets he axed off and as you can see he does not have it anymore. So for all those midgets that have passed away to midget heaven (halfway between hell and the real heaven), I say you all will be missed.

Now the question remains, what will jay do next?





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Old 06-02-2005, 10:57 AM
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Re: No more midgets

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Old 06-02-2005, 10:58 AM
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Besides not all the midgets have died, I am still here
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:13 AM
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Re: No more midgets

I think my gf will be happy to see me again now that the midget phase is gone.

But can someone please tell Moppie to stop calling me?
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:16 AM
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Re: No more midgets

WTF? What's the world going to do without midgets?

Well, my guess is that Jay will start hacking AF members next...
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:16 AM
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Re: No more midgets

Moppie call him some more. and more, and more
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:19 AM
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Re: No more midgets

Karma, you're a midget? Bah.
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:21 AM
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anything 4'10" and under is conciderd a midget / dwarf. Well I am 4'9"..... I am gonna hide now
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:26 AM
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Just wear those 1" heels and you'll be fine.


(4'9" really?)
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:31 AM
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Yes I am verry short. I look normal ( no big ass and short legs) I am just short. My last truck was a 1995 ford f150 I had to use a foot stool to get in it. Ok so laugh at me... Go ahead and laugh
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Re: No more midgets

Happy...?

It's ok. I used to have to use a step ladder to get into my civic. But that's because I was crawling and I was to lazy to walk that day...
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Re: Re: No more midgets

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Yes I am verry short. I look normal ( no big ass and short legs) I am just short. My last truck was a 1995 ford f150 I had to use a foot stool to get in it. Ok so laugh at me... Go ahead and laugh
So you're of normal proportions and just short. (and therefore are safe from the homocidal tendencies of a certain mod, but just in case use the rifle you used on the pigs...... just in case) I think midgets/dwarfs are defined by their odd proportions.

So just keep the stool behind the seat and you'll be good.
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Re: No more midgets

Go after the Fainting Goats....
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Re: No more midgets

I think it's hilarious how jay keeps playing this 'girlfriend' angle
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Re: Re: No more midgets

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