Somebody keyed my car and i need advice.

[PoisonFangs]

What the hell should i do?
The bastard keyed my baby, and im quite sure who did it, the fag that live next door.

do I:
A.) File police report
B.) Call insurance co.
C.) Beat the living fuck out of the kid (If it is in fact him)
or
D.) All of the above.

I'm sure you guys understand, my car is my baby and since i dont have a girlfriend i love her even more.

Please tell me what i should do.

[sparq]

Originally posted by PoisonFangs
What the hell should i do?
The bastard keyed my baby, and im quite sure who did it, the fag that live next door.

do I:
A.) File police report
B.) Call insurance co.
C.) Beat the living fuck out of the kid (If it is in fact him)
or
D.) All of the above.

I'm sure you guys understand, my car is my baby and since i dont have a girlfriend i love her even more.

Please tell me what i should do.

D.

And you should always love your car more then your girl :finger:

[j.fuggi]

E. All of the above PLUS tie him up, and key HIS BODY. scratch every inch of his skin and see how he likes it. then chop off his nuts and choke him with them if they aren't too small to swallow.

[petzride]

Originally posted by j.fuggi
E. All of the above PLUS tie him up, and key HIS BODY. scratch every inch of his skin and see how he likes it. then chop off his nuts and choke him with them if they aren't too small to swallow.

err.....that hurts....

[Bianca]

you should make a police report and claim it to your insurance. But dont expect them to do anything to him unless you have serious evidence that he did it. I had a girl key my car and leave messages on my cell phone talking about it and that still wasnt enough to convict her ass, just enough to get a restraining order.
Dont beat him up because if he has half a brain he'll charge your ass with assault and youll be the one getting ass raped in jail maybe even sued.

seriously...put corn syrup in his gas tank. im not joking either. it will fuck his ish up so bad and its hard as hell to realize whats wrong. but only do it if youre sure it was him, because ive known people who had this done to their car and they ended up needing to get a new one because they just kept having problems.

[dome]

I know someone who filed a police report after their car was damaged intentionally (it looked like someone took a bat to it). He said there was a history of this stuff happening and the cops took note of all the damages. The cops didn't do jack, but the report helped him when he claimed it to his insurance. The insurance actually paid up! he was an older guy, so maybe they trusted him, but still they paid...give it a try.

You'll probably never have the evidence necessary to convict the asshole next door, but if you're sure it's him then I say handle that. Fuck him up, but not too bad where serious charges can be pressed. If you can, let him swing first (have a couple witnesses) then beat his ass something severe.

[BlkBltJames]

I say that you go to his house, bust out his window. Take his car. Park it in harlem. Yell out really loud to some window up in an apartment, "Ok, hold on! I have to go to the store! I'll bring your money and drugs in a little bit!" And then run or have someone pick you up in a different alley or street. And then leave it there for the dogs.

Next you go back to his house, and since this is at night, he will be asleep and not know whats going on. Buy one of those Nike marathon alarms (the ones that when you pull out the cord, its screeches so loud that everyone in the f'in neighborhood goes def) and throw it in his window. Then haul as$.

Then go to his girlfriends house. Make up some crap about how you just caught him cheating on her and that you are there to console her about it. Get in real good with her and let her cry on your shoulder. Then get her hella drunk. Take pictures of her doing stupid sh1t. Then post them on the internet and distribute copies for everyone at school.

Then when all thats said and done, leave him a note on his doorstep that is covered in superglue that tells the address of where his car is. Ring the doorbell and run.

Then you are close to extracting revenge on your little d1ck head friend.

I think that would be a good start. Not that i would know or anything.

[PoisonFangs]

That sucks that i cant convict him of shit, and even if i could he would more than likely get out of it cause his dad is a high rankin fireman.

I like the corn syrup Idea but i dont want any fuckin charges against me and i have to know for sure its him.

My dad said its not that bad and it can be buffed out easily, so ill file a police report, and call the insureance co and make them pay for the ish. for shizo.

Thanks for fillin my head your wacked out half baked ideas those were hella funny.

[j.fuggi]

Originally posted by PoisonFangs
That sucks that i cant convict him of shit, and even if i could he would more than likely get out of it cause his dad is a high rankin fireman.

I like the corn syrup Idea but i dont want any fuckin charges against me and i have to know for sure its him.

My dad said its not that bad and it can be buffed out easily, so ill file a police report, and call the insureance co and make them pay for the ish. for shizo.

Thanks for fillin my head your wacked out half baked ideas those were hella funny.

DUDE its NOT over. KILL THE MOTHER FUCKER!