Something for everyone...

[tonioseven]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


(Hardly seems worth it.)





If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.


(Now that's more like it!)





The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


(O.M.G.!)








A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)








A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)


(I'm still not over the pig.)








Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour


(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)








The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")








The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)








The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.


(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)








Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Something I always wanted to know.)








The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


(Hmmmmmm......)





Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.


(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)








Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.


(okay, so that would be a good thing)








A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)








An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


(I know some people like that.)








Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)








Polar bears are left-handed.


(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)








Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.





(What about that pig??)

Yeah, it might be a but looking at some of the crap being posted here, ?!

[nicecar]

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

i want to be a cross breed pig-lion-human.

so i have sex for 30 mins 50x a day and for pleasure

lol this is so funny.

[speediva]

Tonio, my dear... Wow. Just wow.

[-Davo]

woah, that is somethinf!

[drewh4386]

Thes thred wis cuul.

[SeXy_AnGeL]

mmmmm 50 times a day huh? I wonder what you'd get if you crossed the pig with the lion...anyone up for an experiement?

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I dunno, i saw a couple of monkeys doing it at the zoo once and they looked to be having a good time

[-Josh-]

nice


Wait...what kind of experiment...?

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by SeXy_AnGeL

mmmmm 50 times a day huh? I wonder what you'd get if you crossed the pig with the lion...anyone up for an experiement?

ME! ME! ME !ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

[sganc4life_4]

50 times a day for 30min is 25 hrs

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by drewh4386

ME! ME! ME !ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

So you're going to mate a pig and a lion huh?? good luck with that....

[xviciousx]

Originally Posted by sganc4life_4

50 times a day for 30min is 25 hrs

[SeXy_AnGeL]

an extra hour in the day wouldn't hurt now would it? We could have some fun with that...

[xviciousx]

It says elephants are the only animal that can't jump but I ain't never seen no hippo jumpin rope...

[v10_viper]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

I dunno, i saw a couple of monkeys doing it at the zoo once and they looked to be having a good time

Same here, except I seen a threesome. It was a few years ago, like right after Bloodhound Gang came out with the Bad Touch song, so we started singing it when we saw three monkeys going at it, big guy monkey got pissed at some little monkey and threw him off to have his way, but the little monkey got back on HIM and started going at it, up until a chase began in which the little one got fucking lucky.