quickie joke.

[nicecar]

two men walk into a bar.
you would have thought one of them would have seen it.


chris

[drewh4386]

uuuuuuhhhhhh. dderrrrrrr.
Now that is ol' skool to ancient people.

[crayzayjay]

Making really bad jokes should be a bannable offence

[pre98zetec]

[Franko914]

Pay them no mind, nicecar, THAT was a riddle (mine!) in your riddle thread... Oh, well, we be banned together, dude...

So, three nuns die and find themselves outside the Pearly Gates with St. Peter to greet them. He explains that before anyone can enter, each has to answer a biblical question.

Turning to the first nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'Who was the first man on earth?'" The nun says, "Oh, that's easy, 'Adam!'" Lighting flashed, thunder rolled, the Pearly Gates open and she walks in.

Turning to the second nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'Who was the first woman on earth?'" The nun says, "Oh, that's easy, 'Eve!'" Lighting flashed, thunder rolled, the Pearly Gates open and she walks in.

Turning to the third nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'What were Eve's first words to Adam?'" The nun says, "Oh, that's hard!'" Lighting flashed, thunder rolled, the Pearly Gates open and she walks in.

[-Josh-]

It's supposed to be blondes...

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

Making really bad jokes should be a bannable offence

Or at least only performed by Tonio, a trained professional.

[-Josh-]

Jon, how did you get on the internet? did you find a key??

[Franko914]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

It's supposed to be blondes...

Hahahahaha!!! I should've posted that in the blonde joke thread, huh?

[-Josh-]

I did right before i read this thread.

[nicecar]

another joke-

a girl is falling asleep in sunday school and the teacher asks her a question.

"who is our one leader?"
the boy behind her pokes her with a pin and she says:
"good lord"
"good" the teacher replied.

the teacher asked her another question:
"who is our savior?"
the boy behing pokes her again with the pin and she shouts:
"JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"good again" said the teacher

the teacher asked her a last question:
"what did eve say to adam after she had her 22nd baby?"
again the boy pokes her and she says:
"IF YOU PUT THAT IN ME AGAIN I WILL SNAP IT OFF!"

the teacher faints.

lol

[Franko914]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

I did right before i read this thread.

I just read it...

To become a spook in the CIA, you have to train for 12 weeks, the last week with the CIA Director himself. In this one batch, they are down to three applicants.

The Director turns to the first guy, hands him a gun, points to a door and says, "In that room is your wife. Go in and shoot her." The first guy walks in, shuts the door and comes back out in 2 minutes, hands the Director the gun and states, "I've been married for a month and as much as I would like to be a spy in the CIA, I can't shoot her." The Director takes the gun.

The Director turns to the second guy, hands him the gun, points to another door and says, "In that room is your wife. Go in and shoot her." The second guy walks in, shuts the door and comes back out an hour later, hands the Director the gun and states, "I've been married for 20 years, my wife and I fight like cats and dogs, we hate each other's guts but as much as I would like to be a spy in the CIA, I can't shoot her." The Director takes the gun.

The Director turns to the third guy, hands him the gun, points to still another door and says, "In that room is your wife. Go in and shoot her." The third guy walks in, shuts the door and, immediately, you hear six shots fired in quick succession. Then screaming and yelling, furniture crashing, glass breaking, one loud blood curdling scream, and silence. The third guy walks out, hair disshevelled, shirt torn and covered with blood, hands the Director the gun and states, "Some idiot put blanks in this gun, I had to strangle the bitch."

[crayzayjay]

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

Jon, how did you get on the internet? did you find a key??

Nah, I'm at Tania's house through Thursday. I have my tower connected to the monitor downstairs and I'm going to see if my mom can call the cable provider and register my tower with an IP. Shouldn't be too hard since we're already paying for that same line. Looks like the rents may be looking at a new computer here shortly.


Anyway, back on topic:

[Franko914]

A New York stock trader decides to take his two best friends, a California vegetable farmer and a Texas rancher, out to an eat-all-you-can establishment. He instructs the waiter to bring all different cuts of beef and to keep it coming. The waiter states, "Excuse me, but due to the current beef shortage, we're out of Porterhouse."

The Californian says, "What's a 'Porterhouse?'"

The Texan says, "What's a 'shortage?'"

The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me?'"