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[Quickshift]

ENJOY
If it's a repost o fucking well

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way!

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, it won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Bite me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting?

TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a fucking prick.

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck are you doing?

[jeffseby]

Originally Posted by Quickshift

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks

LMAO!

[sivic02]

Brilliant! Sad thing is, at work I acually use the instead ofs on a daily basis... You forgot

Try using: This does not seem to be working properly.
Instead of; DAMN SHIT FUCK BALLS MOTHER FUCKER SHIT ASS FUCKING WHORE AHHH!!!!

[Quickshift]

Originally Posted by sivic02

Brilliant! Sad thing is, at work I acually use the instead ofs on a daily basis... You forgot

Try using: This does not seem to be working properly.
Instead of; DAMN SHIT FUCK BALLS MOTHER FUCKER SHIT ASS FUCKING WHORE AHHH!!!!

Must have slipped my mind

[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by sivic02

Brilliant! Sad thing is, at work I acually use the instead ofs on a daily basis... You forgot

Try using: This does not seem to be working properly.
Instead of; DAMN SHIT FUCK BALLS MOTHER FUCKER SHIT ASS FUCKING WHORE AHHH!!!!

[sganc4life_4]

I didnt really laugh, but a good try

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by [url="http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=310688"

Quickshift[/url] ]TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

This sound like me.