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05-27-2005, 02:26 PM
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Blonde joke
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "please come over and help me. I bought a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"? The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger". Her boyfriend decides to go over and help. She shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says "second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea", and then... he sighed, "let's put all these Frosties back in the box". 
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05-27-2005, 03:08 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
 Never heard this one before.
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05-27-2005, 03:15 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
never heard it, it was midlyl funny, yet amazingly... it was a blonde joke. So no real humor can be derived from it. Don't worry; it's not your fault.
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05-27-2005, 03:18 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
Took me a second to get it....never heard them called frosties.
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05-27-2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
What are they called in the US?
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05-27-2005, 03:55 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
 that is a good one. I do have to admit, those jig saw puzzles can be quite confusing at times!
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05-27-2005, 03:59 PM
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05-27-2005, 04:00 PM
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Re: Re: Blonde joke
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 It was good though,
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05-27-2005, 09:41 PM
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A blonde gets pulled over and a blonde female officer gets out of the car. The officer ask the blonde for her driver's license but the blonde pulls out her makeup mirror. The blonde officer looks at it and says, "I'm so sorry, if I knew you were in law enforcement I wouldn't of pulled you over!"
Why did the blonde cry when she looked at her driver's license? She had a F under sex. A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were all on top of a burning building. The fire fighters got a net ready for them to jump into. The fire fighters tell the brunette to jump and she does. The fire fighters pull the net away though and the brunette falls to her death. They then tell the red head to jump. The red head says she isn't falling for it and won't jump. The fire fighters tell her they don't like brunettes but they'll save a red head. So the red head jumps and the fire fighters move the net and she falls to her death. Finally, the fire fighters ask the blonde to jump and she won't. The fire fighters try to talk her into it but she won't jump. Finally the blonde says, "lay the net down and step away!" A blonde couple go into a doctor's office and tell him their sex life is aweful. The man tells the doctor how his wife's hole isn't getting bigger and it hurts his penis every time he tries to have sex with her. The wife says the same thing about how it's the worst pain ever to have sex. The doctor find this weird as sex should be enjoyed by both parties a whole lot. He then ask the couple to have sex so he can see what the problem is. The man drops his pants and his wife lifts her shirt exposing her stomach.
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05-27-2005, 11:16 PM
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Re: Blonde joke
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a blonde joke I've never heard before
