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04-14-2002, 05:46 AM
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What those personal adds REALLY mean
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a bitch Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener...............Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............... Lights out, missionary position only,no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.................. Very Fat Weight proportion w/ height. ................Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts
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04-14-2002, 07:09 AM
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Translation of Terms:
Slut : Girl that has slept with everyone at a party. Bitch : Girl that has slept with everyone at a party but you.
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04-14-2002, 05:20 PM
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roftlmao they’re great. :hehehe:
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#5
04-14-2002, 05:27 PM
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Quote:
Be Nice About Panda's
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04-14-2002, 11:53 PM
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Those were truly hilarious!
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04-15-2002, 12:29 PM
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Those were too funny. :hehehe:
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#9
04-15-2002, 01:06 PM
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Pman is has hit the nail on the head!
Darkness don't forget to add to your slut line this" has slept with your whole family except you and the dog" Quote:
 Be nice to panda's when they just wanna screw you ?
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