how random can you get?

[eversio11]

Here's a little contest/game

see who can come up with the most random, offtopic, nonsequitor, inane post possible.

this is not a postwhoring thread, you may only post once

just come up with something that makes no sense at all

something like...

"before the sunset i created a new continent and the fastest one to the finish line killed my father"

only be creative

and random

and go

[crayzayjay]

I'm drowning in a sea of orange koalas.

[-Josh-]

This would be perfect for a schizo with a word salad disorder....anyway...

There are times when the dog flies over the cuckoo nest and the bird cage had an annoying rattle which by then was ok because the stars in the sky were aligned with the cow jumping over the moon because as we all know that ships on parade have no electricity when flying through the air at mach 1 which is often an expression in aviation that can only be figured out by watching orange peels get peeled by a chef with down syndrome while eating a banana cream pie, pie as we all know is a very fine pastry that when used in movies is used as sexual reference, like the poop on a dogs paws and i have no basketball outfit to outfit my cat with but he still cant walk without wobbling, and that's why i have to get a fish.

[-The Stig-]

One time, at band camp...

[drewh4386]

I was sitting on the couch at the courtside of the pacers game while driving my car, eating cherry coke. I love paying for free stuff. After all there are too many numbers in the alphabet.


OR



While sitting in my ford, i smashed the pedal of the chevy because i love the sound of hemi's

Originally Posted by uranium235powered from the post below because the thread rules were one post per user

I invented chocolate covered chocolates.

[BP2K2Max]

purple monkey dishwasher

[pre98zetec]

i like rusty spoons

[SupaMan89T]

fat black women love me

[Steel]

ON a digital clock, the "darkest" hour is 1:11, while the "brightest" is 10:08, unless you're using 24 hour time, in which case the brightest hour would be 20:08, which is weird in a way, because 20:08 is 8:08 in AM/PM time, and 8:08 is the SECOND brightest time!

[uranium235powered]

I invented chocolate covered chocolates.

[Ridenour]

because they're fast

[sivic02]

Mutant turkeys play skyscraper with giant naked chairs.

[91300zxtt]

I Am Not An Animal

I Am A Human Being

I Am... A... Man

[tman]

My cheese hurts

Carpet is a rotten sandwich

Don't settle for Shampoo, demand real poo!

I once licked my cat to see what the fuss was about.

How much apple kool-aid must I drink before I pee green?

Ants wont sit still long enough to be sprinkles.

When puppies poo I cry

I breakdance in the shower

If these walls could talk, I'd be rich.

Created by my good buddy Cameron Anover

[Porsche]

The turtles aren't to be used as Napkins.
I don't know any alarm clocks dating a blue car.
Sometimes, ze Donkeys cry too.