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Old 05-13-2005, 09:01 AM
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New Joke ...

I hope it's not a repost, I got a chuckle ....



"A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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Re: New Joke ...

Heard it before, oh man, that so wouldn't suprise me if a doctor actually had that happen.
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:46 AM
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never heard it before. funny
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Re: New Joke ...

Lmao
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Old 05-13-2005, 11:58 AM
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Re: New Joke ...

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Re: New Joke ...

ha ha, thats well funny. made me laugh, can we have astricky full of blonde jokes ?
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Re: New Joke ...

Never heard that one before!
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